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She was like a Rock Star in this performance. Fantastic💓💓 #AnnaLapwood #Bach #toccata

"I see you have food. I also enjoy food"

Fact of the day ..

When your wife finds you having a three-way with her sister and the babysitter, you should not attempt to call it a "transient fidelity-related compromise". Likewise, can we all stop saying "anomaly" when we mean "it blew itself to f-ing fairy dust"?

Bill Sweetman Projectile dysfunction...can happen to anyone

Content we want to see everyday 🥰 🧵 1. Told you I'm not at all interested in all that food 😂

It appears that Zia Yusuf is still under the impression that walking into a council office with a clipboard and a slogan makes you an accountability tsar. Spoiler: it doesn’t. In his latest attempt at investigative theatre, he claims Kent County Council is “taking advantage” of

Indeed

Exclusive pics : RAF Brize Norton security staff getting a right bollocking this morning.

Mrs W ‘Can you put the hoover round the lounge’? Me ‘I can’t babe, the rugby has started, it’s the Lions’ Mrs W ‘Has the game actually started or just the blokes in the studio talking rubbish’ I’m currently hoovering the lounge, bugger!

🐈 "bro chill, this thing feeds us"

"Yeah my cat is friendly!" the cat:

No, we don't. Nothing in the deal requires advance notice. Mauritius is plurality Hindu, with fewer than 20% Muslim. And Mauritius has (always had) an Indian intelligence officer as its NSA. But apart from all that...

Remember when Lammy slipped his security team, flew to Italy, went to a KGB party and was made to call Lavrov from a back bedroom?

Aaron Rupar Meet Russ Vought the author of PROJECT 2025.

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣

Correct. 💥

The highest honour as a lawyer is having the government legislate to reverse a precedent you argued for.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN YOU'LL KILL US BOTH"