Phew! Managed to get our names and faces officially redacted from this planning application for Kingston Council. It's big, it's rectangular, it's made of brick, and it dwarfs all of the surrounding buildings. That's all you need to know. 👍

We would just like to make perfectly clear that our name is not an anagram of "Evil Bumstain".

Just got back from pub. Mate said "thank f***, for the sake of our wives and daughters, men can't get away with p***ing in women's toilets anymore." I said "What about India WIlloughby" and we all agreed he's an attention seeking twat. We had lashings of Tizer and then went home.

Can't believe they didn't even give us a mention... x.com/MastermanDavie…

It's time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight.

I see Kingston Council's new promotional video has dropped. Kingston Council

Does anyone know why Ed Davey is so stupid ?

Seen in Canbury Gardens, Kingston, earlier today. Hopefully, they're on their way to burn down the Kingston Council guildhall.

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