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I think this is the first time I've ever had to queue up to vote.

This isnt going where you think it is. 🧵 One of the most annoying things about children is that they want you to stop what you're doing every 0.7 seconds to watch them attempt what I think is supposed to be a cartwheel, or show you how good they are at standing on one leg.

This really seems like a pitch for a Moffat episode of Doctor Who.

Really fighting back against the "they're weird" accusations, aren't they?

But Google Search used to *work*. Facebook used to show you posts from people you *followed*. Uber used to be cheaper than a taxi *and* pay the driver more than a cabbie made. 7/

I know it's not the main point under discussion here, but something seems very wrong if 70% of voters are likely going to go for Harris and it's still a coinflip as to whether she wins or not.

This is the level of "non-white people can't be Scottish" arguments you get on here nowadays. They're really not sending their best.

We’ve achieved peak Simpsons

STOP. CEASE. DESIST. Give a hand for Roger L. Jackson's performance as Mojo Jojo. It feels like he did this all one breath, WTF. Incredible.

The convictions, insulting veterans, insulting people who vote for him, insulting disabled people, sucking up to dictators, talking at length about a dead golfer's penis size... I'm unconvinced that anything ew could move the needle.

Just women's rights champion JK there cheering on a woman who thinks that maternity pay is "unfair on businesses" and that people who get pregnant should have more "personal responsibility".

Watching the "we're not anti-trans, we're just pro-women" groups contort themselves into claiming Badenoch as some sort of heroic champion of women's rights. It's certainly a sight.

I am unconvinced that a generation that became adults in the late 60s/early 70s never had sex before marriage.

Tools to help deal with potential harassment from people with large follower accounts: childish Epic dunking of strangers on social media: super grown-up, apparently

Hmm. I'm not seeing many posts on here talking about a certain thing that a certain someone did at the inauguration. I'm sure that's just a coincidence, though.

Trans people are like Hitler, which is why we had to ally with the people doing Hitler salutes to stop them.

These days, if you say that you're Christian you get arrested and thrown in jail.