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Lisa Collier Cool

@lisacolliercool

Bestselling author/award-winning journo. Past prez, #ASJA; mom of twins + 1, loves dogs, books & swimming.

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Wonderful day: not only did I get awesome feedback on the new book I’m writing on heart & brain health from my editor, but I also made Queen Bee in #nytsb! Tips from @kevinedavis helped! #hivemind

Wonderful day: not only did I get awesome feedback on the new book I’m writing on heart & brain health from my editor, but I also made Queen Bee in #nytsb! Tips from @kevinedavis helped! #hivemind
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Excited to announce that after many months of hard work, I’m almost finished writing my new book! It’s coming at out the end of the year.

Excited to announce that after many months of hard work, I’m almost finished writing my new book! It’s coming at out the end of the year.
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1. Terrible experience with Apple. my #MacBook’s battery got so swollen that it was a fire hazard & the only advice I got from the so-called helpline was to “go shopping” for a pricy new one when my laptop is less than 3 years old!

1. Terrible experience with <a href="/Apple/">Apple</a>. my #MacBook’s battery got so swollen that it was a fire hazard &amp; the only advice I got from the so-called helpline was to “go shopping” for a pricy new one when my laptop is less than 3 years old!
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2. After a long wait at Apple store while clerks chatted w/ each other & ignored customers, I told an advisor that I have urgent writing deadlines & my #MacBook will only type the letter H due to dangerously swollen battery. They said nobody could even look at it for a week!

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3. Nearest NY Apple store is 60 miles away & it’s impossible to call them to learn options for fixing my dangerously swollen #MacBook battery before it explodes or catches on fire! Call center clerk in India put me on hold, then tried to send me to Apple stores in NJ & CT.

3. Nearest NY <a href="/Apple/">Apple</a> store is 60 miles away &amp; it’s impossible to call them to learn options for fixing my dangerously swollen #MacBook battery before it explodes or catches on fire! Call center clerk in India put me on hold, then tried to send me to Apple stores in NJ &amp; CT.
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4. After getting no help from Apple at all when my 2 YO #MacBookPro is a fire hazard at risk for an exploding battery, I’m wondering if I should switch to a PC for my articles & books. #EpicFail

4. After getting no help from <a href="/Apple/">Apple</a> at all when my 2 YO #MacBookPro is a fire hazard at risk for an exploding battery, I’m wondering if I should switch to a PC for my articles &amp; books. #EpicFail
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Truly ironic, I have been on hold for nearly an hour with @godaddy because my website is down, while a recording keeps saying, “We can’t wait to exceed your expectations.” That ship has sailed long ago! #epicfail

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Is #Wordle down? I tried both the new and old links and get a blank page. Going through acute withdrawal about not being able to do my fav puzzle! The New York Times

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Very disappointed that after spending $200 on a Whistle gps collar for our escape artist dog, it stopped working 3 months later. After 20 min on hold, all the “customer service” rep did was say that their tech team would call “in a few days” & she couldn’t help. #epicfail

Very disappointed that after spending $200 on a <a href="/WhistleLabs/">Whistle</a> gps collar for our escape artist dog, it stopped working 3 months later. After 20 min on hold, all the “customer service” rep did was say that their tech team would call “in a few days” &amp; she couldn’t help. #epicfail
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Ironically while some journalists are leaving Twitter, I’m going here MORE frequently. I feel like I’m rubbernecking at an accident scene when I see tweets like this (which might be a parody account).

Ironically while some journalists are leaving Twitter, I’m going here MORE frequently. I feel like I’m rubbernecking at an accident scene when I see tweets like this (which might be a parody account).
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I see one thing hasn’t changed during the #TwitterMeltdown, I’m still getting new followers who are buxom ladies with limited reading skills and nothing to wear except bikinis.