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Can't explain why, but ANTM-coded.

I truly, deeply, to the depths of my soul do not believe anybody gives a fuck about this Taylor Swift tickets saga.

Nobody cares

Liam Payne was the driving force behind so much of the One Direction band and music that has branches into almost all the pop music at the center of culture today. 31 years old. Massively under appreciated artist. This is such a terrible tragedy.

fuck it, laura palmers theme

This Goodfellas parody on Luigi Mangione is perfect

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

So we decided not to bother buying Christmas gifts for our newborn because he doesn't even know he has hands yet and we have enough baby stuff as it is but I did go Christmas shopping for our dogs because they believe in Santa so basically that's where we are right now.

I hold your head when you fall asleep like a racist golden retriever 🎶

Imagine if 1 year ago if I’d tell you that Elon Musk would be Tommy Robinsons number 1 stan

I asked the #Severance pop-up guard in Grand Central if the actors would come back later or it was a one-time thing. He looked me dead in the eye + said "Lumon Industries doesn’t employ actors. Please learn more about the company through this pamphlet" + handed me a tote 💀iconic

Severance is a very good show about how having a job is the worst thing that can happen to you.

oh my god the real life version of “L to the O.G.”

Trade war escalates to real war.

The slug and lettuce

Banal really got me.

Benson Boone out here just reheating Taylor Lautners nachos

THREAD: Sangita Myska, James O'Brien and LBC. When I was a kid, such was the sheer quality of the news coverage on British television, I thought journalists told the truth. And were motivated by exactly that: holding truth to power, essential to any flourishing democracy.