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The Sassiest Semite

@littlemisslizz

Tourette’s makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me anxiety. Drummer. Pixie. Hockey fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. she/her

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One of life’s simplest, purest joys is putting a pinch of garlic salt on fresh slices of a gorgeously plump, farmers market tomato in the summer. 10/10 experience. Do recommend.

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Some of you have been marked ‘safe’ from me leaving you voicemails while bellowing Alice in Chains’ “Nutshell” into an empty iced tea jug to get the perfect Layne Staley (RIP FOREVER) echo, but not all of you can say the same.

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I dress every day like that day might be the day when I finally run into Mark Knopfler and get to loudly sing “DJ, PLAY THE MOVIES” at him.

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sundays are for breaky, loafing, baking, beaching, sex, small errands, avoiding the grocery store, flirting, seeing friends, lighting a candle, panic laundry, reorganizing one drawer, watching a movie, having a v weird nap dream, and making peace with monday

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The best way to describe my personality is “Half Penny Lane, Half William Miller” & if you understand that, then we’ll probably get along.

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I’ll hit my 1 year work anniversary on Friday & that’s not a long time but I work in Public Health in America in 2025 & we are aging in dog years so technically it’s my 7 year anniversary.

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I will be the youngest person at the Three Dog Night concert tonight & I’m just really glad that boomers don’t record concerts as much as millennials because I will be pelvic thrusting across the entire venue to “Eli’s Coming” & nobody needs that on TikTok.