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Lloyd Legalist

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Pastor of the world’s slowest growing church.

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a month ago

Me: *donates body to science* Science: *donates my body to Goodwill*

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a month ago

Queso = Spanish for cheese. K, so = Southern for “Here's the plan and y'all probably aren’t gonna like it.”

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a month ago

2025 appliances: *break within 2 years* 1970s refrigerator: “I’ll be standing long after you and everyone you know are gone. I am unending.”

2025 appliances: *break within 2 years* 1970s refrigerator: “I’ll be standing long after you and everyone you know are gone. I am unending.”
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a month ago

Sometimes the memes write themselves.

Sometimes the memes write themselves.
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a month ago

And the winner of this year's award for, “worst nest ever” goes to…

And the winner of this year's award for, “worst nest ever” goes to…
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Fellas, take your girl on one of those dates where they eat corn on the cob the right way.

Fellas, take your girl on one of those dates where they eat corn on the cob the right way.
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a month ago

Yes, and he doesn’t drive as slow as you either.

Yes, and he doesn’t drive as slow as you either.
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a month ago

A cause we should all support.

A cause we should all support.
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a month ago

I hate to show off, but I just finished putting a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said “2-4 years.”

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My life’s verse.

My life’s verse.
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Gen X father-son time.

Gen X father-son time.
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