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Lloyd__Evans

@lloyd__evans

author, playwright & free-lance hack

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Sir Ed Davey, a greenie politician in the UK, wants to tax Elon's EVs and declare war on Russia spectator.co.uk/article/kemi-i…

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All human beings are the same age. Today I’m as old as I’ve ever been and I'm as young as I’ll ever be. So is everyone else.

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Collection of daft, wise & amusing things said by my son while he was growing up. His thoughts on Michael Jackson: amazon.co.uk/How-Son-Learne…

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Excerpt from a forthcoming memoir, 'The Ministry of Entertainment.' This chapter is about punk rock in 1977 and the easy way to get into Oxford, (just study classics) Lloyd__Evans open.substack.com/pub/lumbagoeva…

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No one eats enough. Rich countries have zero-fat diets caused by over-development. Poor countries have malnutrition caused by under-development. We’re starving!

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Three theories: Heteronormativity: if people keep having babies the human race is doomed. Net zero: by paying China to burn coal we can carry on being cold all winter. Communism: if we create end-state capitalism (with everything run by monopolies) we'll make society perfect.

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I'm told that if you're an autistic pilot, and your fuel gauge says you'll crash in 60 seconds, you get an extra 15 minutes

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Social justice was once fought for by people who wanted to be left alone. Gays said to the world, ‘solve this and it’s over.’ People now want to be the problem, not solve it. When a solution is found, they say ‘we’ve been erased.’ Their aim is to be the problem forever.

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'Dedicated to my mother and father, without whom all of this could have been avoided.' Hilarious new memoir by Lloyd Evans, 'the Ministry of Entertainment.' Free on Kindle unlimited. 'He suffered for his art. Now it's your turn.' amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F7D5726P/…

'Dedicated to my mother and father, without whom all of this could have been avoided.'

Hilarious new memoir by Lloyd Evans, 'the Ministry of Entertainment.'  Free on Kindle unlimited.

'He suffered for his art. Now it's your turn.'   

amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F7D5726P/…
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Reasons people have jobs: Somewhere warm to go during the day Pay Sick pay Holiday pay Free stationery Gossip Training awaydays Dating opportunities Pub after work Pension Finally, if you argue with the boss you can take it out on the customers (All the above - except free

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A quest for perfection An unknown author driven by ambition And the will to succeed but he failed sort of a hilarious new memoir 'The Ministry of Entertainment: a writer’s adventures at the BBC and elsewhere' only on Kindle 99p (free on Kindle Unlimited) by Lloyd

A quest for perfection

An unknown author driven by ambition

And the will to succeed but 

he  failed

sort of

a hilarious new memoir

'The Ministry of Entertainment:  a writer’s adventures at the BBC and elsewhere'

only on Kindle 99p (free on Kindle Unlimited) 

by Lloyd