Breaking news: Match ball from penalty kick found in farmers field on opposite side of the river Highworth Town FC 🎅

WOMEN'S trial date for new players for next season confirmed as Thursday 15th February. 10:00 - 12:00 Register your interest here: bit.ly/2lgeEGz

Yes. We put our country first exerting British principles of democracy and free speech. You should try it sometime.

This is Finn the retired #PoliceDog. Last year Finn sustained serious stab wounds to the chest & head whilst protecting PC @Davewardell. The suspect was only charged with criminal damage. Service animals do amazing work & need more protection. RT if you agree #FinnsLaw #TeamFinn

Sports personality of the year. I have to ask how and why is Jermain Defoe OBE not up for this award. A sportsman who brought a bit of happiness to young dying boy. Went out of his way to comfort the boy and make him smile. He’s my sports personality of the year! Easy!

Nigel Farage: An Apology. I suggested he would receive a £73,000-a year pension when Britain leaves the EU. I now understand this is not the case. He will receive 2 EU pensions totalling £132,000 a year. I apologise for any suggestion that he is anything other than a hypocrite.

Trials take place this Wednesday-its not too late to get your applications in Gloucestershire FA ⚽ @JnrPremFootball

Hate the coach who pushes you, always says you have more to give, and never lets you give anything than your absolute best? Wait ‘til you play for a coach who doesn’t care. It’s then, that you’ll realize just how fortunate you were!

My Somalian cabbie was granted asylum by the UK 20 years ago and has lived here ever since. His daughter, aged 21, is now in the 4th year of her medical degree at Kings College and plans to work in the NHS. Merry Christmas ❤️

An alternative approach The FA - why don't you work with one of your #grassroots clubs - promote their home matches before each England international to make a nice double-header? Stand up for Wembley FC

Saying Wembley FC could be confused with Wembley Stadium is not only patronising, but sets a dangerous precident. By the @fa logic, the average football fan would spend hours at Manchester Arena waiting to watch City play. I could go on.

Nice one Henry! x.com/henrywinter/st…

Just to clear up any confusion for anyone travelling to the @wembleyfc v Cockfosters FC game tomorrow it's being played at Vale Farm and not Wembley Stadium. Such an easy mistake to make - the two are very similar!!!

Brexit is turning us into a laughing stock. We’re swapping the right to live and work in 27 countries for new passports that will cost the taxpayer £500m. But don’t worry, when we’re all stood in the airport for 4 hours we can stand in the queue and look at just how blue they are x.com/nigel_farage/s…

Utter farce. The The FA are in danger of destroying a grass roots football club. THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. Watch, laugh, get angry, RT, protest. x.com/WembleyFC/stat…

Simon Mignolet sponsored by Teflon. #nonstick

Merry Christmas to one and all. Happy Holidays. Seasons greetings. 🎅🌲

PREPARE your children for a career in banking by reviewing their behaviour over the past year, agreeing it was a bit shit & then giving them loads of presents anyway. 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

Well have a happy cloudy with patchy rain Christmas day! #nowhitexmas #wheresthesnow