So, no Loons Baseball game at Large Willow. WTF Minnetonka Saints are lucky, Loons thrive in water. Federal League

🚨 GAME DAY 🚨 The SLP St. Louis Park Snappers 🇺🇸 are back in action today. In a ‘game of the day’ type scenario, the Turtles will face for the 2nd time this season the Loons Defense of the Metro (that could be anywhere). First pitch scheduled for 8PM from Big Willow in Minnetonka. #PlayBall 🐢

So… Loons Baseball drop 2 in a row, Sunday vs Burnsville due to a zillion errors and a screaming toddler and last night get walked off in extras by Minnetonka Saints on a possibly caught ball in center field and a possibly hit batsmen with the bases juiced. Very Looney.

So… Loons Baseball get back in the W column 5-2 over the STMA Knight Angels by only dropping 2 fly balls and limiting hit batsmen to single digits. Too clean for my taste… Plus what’s the point of wasting all your energy “fielding” instead of mashing🤷‍♂️

So… Happy 4th of July Federal League Fed Up Baseball! Loons Baseball

So… Loons Baseball were hoping to work on their defense before playoffs but The Commish is radio silent. Maybe he's been busy planning next year's All Star Game? I guess we will take two 7-0 forfeits. Only time the Loons would give up zero runs with no errors.

So… no 1 v 8 upset on my watch. Loons Baseball commit ZERO errors and get the W in game 1. Will I show again? Will the Loons get back to their softball scoring ways? Will their fragile psyches recover from the their precipitous drop into single A? Find out Sun at large Willow.

So… Loons Baseball not satisfied with one solid defensive performance so they’re at Large Willow taking some grounders and scouting the rest of the bracket. OK - partially true.

So… Loons Baseball v Silverbacks off to a great start. #noump Worried about that post game brisket at this point. How long do you rest your brisket? Comment below (since we have nothing else to do)!

So… Loons Baseball get the delayed W 6-2. Stay tuned for a live brisket situation report.

So… despite the extra rest period, the brisket was safe and Loons Baseball approved. See you next Saturday in Hastings.

So… Loons Baseball #stud

So… Loons Baseball game day. No brisket on the menu today so the boys are a bit ornery. Those storms didn’t keep you up St. Michael Angels? You’re looking a bit tired.

So… Nice to see you’re not dead Loons Baseball! ☠️💀☠️

So… When the official account becomes the burner:

So… can’t predict the weather, admins, umps, podcasters, fields, brackets, cuts of meat, wives, Willow hops, Loons Baseball defense, old hamstrings or bullshit curveballs. You can be sure of death, taxes and Loons Baseball being looney. See you tomorrow, Bitches. Be ready.

So… even the baseball gods hate the Loons Baseball

This Wed & Thur! 🏆 Class B Championship Game St Anthony Norse Capitol City Cannons 7PM - Rich Vanderlaan Field Class A Semifinal St. Paul JTs Loons Baseball 7:15 PM - Bob Bunnell Field Thursday 🏆 Class A Championship Game St. Michael Angels vs JTs/Loons 7PM - Rich Vanderlaan Field

Semifinals tonight at Alimagnet!