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Consent’s (192 weeks) parents hired an intimacy coordinator for their family and it’s really opened up communication. DM for a referral! It’s very expensive.

always have a trip sitter you trust

Diane Keaton biopic! #MetGala2025

The #MetGala2025 look is “gangster heading to Tr*mp’s new Alcatraz”

Drinking tequila in honor of Cinco De Mayo isn't considered a cultural awareness event. No excuse for picking your child up 3 hours late.

How about 1000 Men SHARE THEIR FEELINGS and show vulnerability with 1 Gorilla? Robin Williams did it no questions asked.

You WILL need a Real ID in order to pick up your child starting tomorrow. If you don’t have one, nothing will happen except we’ll touch your wiener or butt over the clothes.

My 3 year old is like a mall kiosk guy when she’s trying to get five more paw patrol episodes, “deal! shake my hand.”

We don’t have a lot of religious community members but many parents who culturally identify as “garden state soundtrack”

We can relate to Ben Stiller and Timothee Chalamet coming to cheer for you at your job

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Bahn Mi (79 weeks) self published zher children’s book “White Bear, White Bear, Check Your Privilege,” but only made it available to a few friends in class, so it may have been a passive aggressive expression.

this is colin jost, no?

michael cera in a wes anderson film feels like a tiny pastel hat on a tiny pastel hat

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