Yo R.L. Stine we accidentally told some people that you were going to attend our band’s show this Friday night, and now they’re kinda expecting you. Soooo, any chance you could swing through Nimrod, MN? That’d be sick. Well, love the books. Thanks man.

Our new single “Someone Famous” is out everywhere! Stream it now: lowstandards.hearnow.com

My man! Thank you Mark McGrath

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Big fan of how this guy thinks.

It WAS a key change! 😯🎼

Love the hell out of this. #SomeoneFamous

Music vid for our new single “Someone Famous” is out now! youtu.be/89Kxo3xlURM via YouTube

Check us out 🤘🏽

"Self Surgery" out this Friday! Click this link to be the first to hear it. show.co/Yx0DxF3

Our new single, ‘Self Surgery’, is out NOW! Stream it: lowstandards.hearnow.com/self-surgery #NewMusicFriday

Hey we got some press for our "ridiclous song" we wrote last year during quarantine using only our iPhones and predictive text! mix949.com/local-band-use…

Thanks man! Glad you felt something.

The music video for our song 'Self Surgery' is out now! We needed a fun video to go with a fun song, and it turned out pretty wild. youtu.be/ZCGib8-anOc

Who painted “cock” on the wall? How did our drummer’s genitals end up in a red solo cup? We answer those questions and more in this exclusive Band Commentary! #5YearsOfJustFriends youtu.be/03lEhCl5Lng

We are proud to announce we will be opening for Art Of Anarchy on July 22nd at Sanctuary Events in Fargo! Jade Presents

If the sun is a man, he'll likely use his 2.5 minutes of privacy today to quick rub one out. #EclipseDay

if you’re not already gone for thanksgiving come out and let’s make it a drunksgiving and jam to Low Standards at the Pickled Parrot 🎶🍗🍻

Yo KidRock, we are trying to cover “Cowboy” and need to buy a harmonica in the right key, what key is correct? Thanks man, we don’t wanna f**k this up.

Check us out in the “Top 5 MN Music Videos.” From City Pages! x.com/jgfagerberg/st…