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I was listening to “Rumors” from the Timex Social Club, when my fiancée came in mind-song and asked, “are they singing about Boomers?” The song has forever changed for me. “Look at all these rumors, They're surrounding me everyday…” 😂

Curious what #Entrepreneurship looks like in schools? YRDSB Pathways hosted an Entrepreneurship Showcase for gr7-12 Ss to share their business ideas, and made this video to highlight the event: youtube.com/watch?v=N2IW2r… Watch it learn more about what students are creating! #OntEd

Thanks Craig Groeschel - I needed to hear that. #GLS24

When going out for dim sum, I always go from “Everything on this menu looks great!” to “How the hell are we going to finish all of this food?” within 15 minutes

Got tired of the conspiracy theories on Twitter so started to watch X-Files episodes instead. Less crazy. 😆

I think the Fresh Prince can beat Mike Tyson.

Just got an alert from Air Canada, telling me to head to the airport to be on time. Hilarious that people who are wrong more than they are right about their own schedule, are now giving time management tips to others.

15 years ago: Run marathons! CrossFit! Tough Mudder! Now: Injure knee by sitting in the same position for too long.

Reading a map is the “showing your work” of Waze

My phone AI overthinks things.

I’m helping my grade-12 daughter study for her physics final, and I am learning that I know ridiculously-less than her about physics.

I still don’t understand how to order properly at Starbucks, so I have no hope when it comes to ordering bubble tea. Toppings? Percentage sugar? Level of ice? I’ll just get a medium coffee with milk, please.

I’m not dragging my heels; yesterday was legs day.

Given the number of MCU movies and TV shows released, watching “Avengers” is like looking at someone’s high-school yearbook photos

A team of 3 #HighSchool Ss is building an app that rewards kids for cleaning their rooms! 🏡 They need feedback from parents/guardians & teens to improve their project before their big presentation this Saturday (Feb 22)! Survey (<2 min): docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… Please share!

From Canadian Jim Elliott on Facebook. 🧵 1/ "Dear 77,301,997 Trump-Loving, Conspiracy-Huffing, Rage-Addicted Americans (And the Canadian Dumbfucks Who Worship Them) Oh, hey there. Sit down. Read this. Try not to cry.

Took my daughter to see this and now I have “Secret Tunnel” looping in my head #AvatarInConcert

I’m so unhandy that putting up a shelf without swearing is my equivalent of earning my Red Seal

If you like whodunnit mysteries, check out #TheResidenceNetflix - fantastic, fun show. It’s what the Clue movie could have been. 🍿👍

Gen X: going from seeing ourselves as Luke Skywalker to empathizing with Yoda or the Emperor