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Lucy’s ATM

@lucysatm

Lucy, coffee, wine, sushi, humor, dad jokes & the Avs. I’m just being a smart ass - lighten up! I love my cat - not sorry.

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I got a new phone today and it’s lovely and new and fancy, yet I kind of hate it cause I’m old and stubborn and resistant to change 😂

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My 11 yo did not know the following until this evening: 1. Mom is older than Google. 2. You had to look up information in encyclopedias for school essays. She didn’t even know what an encyclopedia was… If you need me, I am officially over the hill and you can find me there.

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I have to get up early for work tomorrow, I’m tired from work today and I should really go to bed early. There is an Avs game on tonight and I will stay up to watch it - I can’t even pretend. #GoAvsGo

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I am planning a “Bring your child to work day” for my work. I put in the email invitation “please note, while we acknowledge some professionals may have furry children, this event is limited to human children.” I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. 😂🤣😂

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Tomorrow is finally the night that I go see Sting at Red Rocks! Taking suggestions for how I’m supposed to focus at work tomorrow…

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Some random older man walking his dogs just yelled at me from across the street. I do not know this man & have never talked to him. I have only seen him walking his dogs a few times. “You’re getting skinnier!!” I guess it’s better than the alternative “you’re getting fat!”

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My 11 yo is 5 feet 1 inches tall (almost) She wants to ride in the front seat. This dinosaur mom isn’t ready. It is legal in the state of CO for her to ride in the front seat. Please help! She is my one & only! AITA for not letting her?! Should I let her!?