Bullet catch

I had the pleasure of sharing the stage with @garethrichards last year, such a shame to see him pass. My thoughts are with his friends and family

Pee shivers go hard af fr

Cold

Tell me if I’m being stupid but the For You page on twitter is built FOR YOU. If it’s got more ‘hateful’ then the user has been looking at and liking ‘hateful’ content. This is like saying you don’t like subway… YOU MADE THE SANDWICH

At some point you’ve got to realise you’re never going to win that £4m beach house in cornwall

Coachella audiences suck 😪

Currently gigging at a fringe festival in north wales. Our hotel is right next to a Waltzer. Every 6 minutes I hear “SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER!”

There was a clear transition from after school snacks to post-pub snacks

I turned 21 with the best people ❤️

One thing I’ve learned, travelling round europe as a vegan: Whenever and wherever you can eat, do it. You don’t know where the next spot will be.

Washing machine timers give me trust issues. Been waiting for an hour of it saying 1 minute.

Thanks for the mention!

Luke Oseland and 成龙虎 Longhu Comedian in Heels🐉🐅 will be performing at our Comedy Cabaret Superbill at Boteco do Brasil EH1 for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe #comedy #cabaret #edfringe Tickets eventbrite.co.uk/e/cabaret-come…

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What do we reckon apple are putting out then? Do I need to apologise in advance to my credit card?

Steve Coogan on Off Menu podcast: “I don’t like people that put beans in the microwave, it really makes me angry. Not as angry as human rights violations but, pretty angry”

My highlight of tonight was convincing someone that snooker chalk was “blue razz” flavoured

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