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Lindsey Graham called the spy balloon "a provocative act by the Chinese", adding, "I used to do a provocative act at The Golden Nugget in Vegas. The highrollers would buy me Pink Squirrels and offer to marry me, if I'd do high kicks with my Graham gams. Those were the days!"

ABC’s Jonathan Karl said Biden’s comment about GOP cutting Social Security was "OVER THE TOP" bc "there's nobody seriously talking about sunsetting Social Security” Umm Jon have you met Florida Voldemort Rick Scott? Ron Johnson? Mike Lee? Lindsey Graham? Paul Ryan? Plz sit down

Last night at 7:30 (as I was cooking) the doorbell chimed not once but twice. I hurry over (I was making risotto so this was NOT convenient) and outside is this 20-something kid in Verizon gear who says, "Hello, Miss." Granted, I was backlit, but he did not make a sale. 💃💃💃

THORPE! Who not only builds monstrous robot bodysuits, but keeps our hair silky and smooth! 🦖🍻💃

Here is Proud Boy Joe Biggs with Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC). Biggs is on trial right now for seditious conspiracy against the United States.

Cross-posting by order of the Grand High Thorpe Nicholas and in conjunction with Spiffy High Thorpe Maria: to THORPE! And to GREAT hair products! 💅💃🦖 GrandHighThorpe Dr. Maria youtube.com/watch?app=desk…

Today so far I took a great walk, got a curls compliment from a black lady with photosensitive hair on my silvers, met a baby calico cat in a shop window watching pigeons, got good bank records news stopping by the branch, and saved a little girl from her shoelace. 💪👢😽

GRABBY. HANDS.

I've been so depressed and seizure-foggy. But it's finally lifting for real, and yesterday sure I cooked a fabulous dinner (pasta with creamy green olive and lemon zest sauce), but yeah whatever no big I WROTE SO MANY WORDS. 🙌💃🌈

I was stimming DS9 because of course I was--so put your paws up if you think Jadzia Dax was Star Trek's first transgender character. *raises paw* 🖖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈

Fritz. 1900. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Frit…

This is a great shot for the people who think orange cats share a brain cell. 1902. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_…

The United States shot down a UFO over Cumtown, Alaska today, 69 days before 4/20. The simulation controllers are literally turning us into a meme in 2023

Roseanne Barr said some really dumb shit and lost her TV show. Kanye West said some really, really dumb shit and lost damn near everything. Moral of the story... DON'T SAY DUMB SHIT IN PUBLIC! A public service announcement from Americans United Against Saying Dumb Shit In Public.

Gonna toss out an UNcontroversial opinion relevant to my morning: body dysmorphia is an epic pain in the keester. 😠👎🧑‍🦳

So @Twitter is so broken it's ridiculous. I've been trying to log in for half an hour--first it created a new handle with my Google account, now it won't let me log out of that.

Two 5-year-olds on my walk were having a VERY serious discussion going, "So am I your friend, or is Davy your friend???" The reply was "Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllll..."

DYING 🖖