Key punditry tips for making important points on ⁦⁦Gutfeld!⁩ A) Wear a shaket (or shaquet if you’re posh) B) Remember to point when making an important point C) Maintain a serious expression that says this point I’m making is some serious shit. Class dismissed.

Another great sit down with the most excellent Mr Rogan. So much ground to cover; Epstein, Intel manipulation, Biden’s brain, Hunter’s thoughts on crack, Ukraine, China, UFOs. It’s a buffet line of topics. Without the sneeze guard. Which is a shame because I’ve got a Summer cold.

Bumped into old friend, country music icon and great American Larry Gatlin at the Austin airport.

C’mon Spanky… you’d give your left nut to be a CIA stooge.

Pay attention Spanky; the point was that any intel service would have seen Epstein as an interesting recruitment target… whether Mossad, the Russians, Chinese etc. Neither you nor I know who the fuck he might have been working for with any certainty. Patrick Webb Joe Rogan

Trump plans $200M ballroom he’s long sought in East Wing expansion - The Washington Post Read the headline, & then realize it took the WaPo 6 paragraphs to mention it was privately funded. Maybe research the improvements that JFK & others have made. apple.news/A3qnLTpYhRxSiZ…

Douchebag says what?

Drunk tweeting when you imagine you’re making a clever point is the funniest and saddest tweeting…

Kenneth just out there doing his best to defend narcotrafficking death merchants.

Mais non, Monsieur Burge. I for one watch the late night Time-Life music infomercials on the old-timey networks. Assuming my Philco is working.

Clicked on the NYTimes story a short while ago re the trial of the would-be Trump assassin Ryan Routh, and read this… they did make a quick correction soon after, replacing Not Guilty with Guilty. In other news, Dewey defeats Truman.

Two gormless morons just out there proving that anybody can be racist. And that stupid knows no limits.

Damn girl, save some of that food for the Palestinians, Congolese and Sudanese.

Hey everybody… we went on a cruise… then some Jews gave us sandwiches, and plane tickets to Madrid. How about a round of applause for how brave we are. And, scene. Standby for details on our next theatrical performance.

The Flotilla’s got its knickers in a twist that the release of the actual hostages is going to steal their useful idiot’s thunder.

Look at you… all you gotta’ do is ask. Back in the number one late night talk show studio on Thursday 16 October. GregGutfeld

Good luck New York City. I’m sure it’s gonna’ work out great. When in need of a leader for 9 million people in the world’s financial capital, always turn to a 33 yr old with no work or management experience & firm socialist beliefs. But hey, you can’t beat platitudes & promises.

Mamdani’s privileged upbringing and soft life to date would not have been possible if he and his parents had grown up in a socialist society that abided by the policies he now self righteously espouses in order to be popular with the gormless young voters.

Well you seem super reasonable. “Invited to my home for the first time in 10 years.” Can’t imagine anyone having an issue with that attitude of yours. Good luck. Seek therapy.

Lighten up Francis.