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Congratulations to Rt Hon Nadine Dorries on becoming culture secretary. As she'll know well, Misty's Big Adventure are one of the biggest bands in the UK so I hope she will be meeting with us soon to discuss policies.

One notable thing since the pandemic began is that whilst the online world is generally unpleasant, in real life I have been having so many nice random conversations with strangers recently. And it makes the day much better.

Musical Idea 23 : West Side Story meets pandemic. Sharks are pro masks, Jets are anti. Choreographed lateral flow test sequence. Tony gets Covid. Sings wheezy version of 'Maria'. Officer Krupke dies 😱 Everyone runs out of food and petrol.

We should just get the army to do everything. I'm fed up of doing stuff all the time, it's a right drag. I'm nearly out of Nature Valley bars and Gaviscon UK Prime Minister Could you get the army to drop some round?

Maybe it would be better if you just stopped giving ratings? Never understood why music has to be made into a competition.

As my friend Brucie said "there's not nearly enough squids in it to warrant such an exciting title".

I know it's good for the environment but I don't really want 60 people riding bikes whilst I play a gig. It'd be an awful lot of bother with them all sweating and panting away on their rusty bikes. And what if they all wear Spandex?! I couldn't abide that.

Recently I read that drug dealers have been using fireworks to let customers know where to pick up. I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of confusion this weekend.

My first thought when I woke up today was whether spiders get cramp in their legs. I could really do with some work soon.

Some people blame brexit for the crisp shortages but that's because they don't realise that there was only ever a finite amount of crisps.

When the pandemic is over I hope we can still get lateral flow tests as I am addicted to doing them. I'm on five a day. Sometimes I do two at the same time. You can't beat a good lateral flow test!

It's black Friday. I just bought a plague of labradors. 10% off. An unexpected purchase!

Mask wearing has made me a talented hand waver. I can now convey much in a single wave. And that's before I do the 'thumb wave', a wave that suddenly turns into a thumbs up. Occasionally I do the 'Paul McCartney double thumbs up wave'. Only occasionally.

Scientists still doing research but there is personal testimony that drinking stout and watching Misty's videos can help with any side effects from booster jabs.

I've reached The Chipmunks sing The Beatles stage of the pandemic. I don't know where things go from here. Uncharted territory. Off the grid. Happy 2022.

Eating myself fit today in memory of Mark E Smith. He was always my health guru.

Dogs like reggae and soft rock.

Mistys Big Adventure Surely they also love Misty's Big Adventure. I know of only one band named after a dog! Laika! And one named after a cat!

I hope Grogu is in the last episode of Better Call Saul.