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Real advice from real humans, in service of real humans. Because nothing is simple. CFP(R), RICP(R). Be Cool. Be Kind. Be Courageous.

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#29 should be pinned to the cart windshield, written on the bag, or pasted on the push cart handle of every amateur player. And pasted on the caddie bib of every pro. Anything over 3:45 for 18 is too long.

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This government perhaps the most of any we've had and what's been added is "to ensure the dramatic enrichment of elected representatives and appointed officials"

This government perhaps the most of any we've had and what's been added is "to ensure the dramatic enrichment of elected representatives and appointed officials"
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2. Watched it happen in the tech crash. Lost $2m in 2025 dollars. Got fired for suggesting we sell and developing a deal. It hurt.

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Let's cut the DC maintenance budget, blame DC for not maintaining the city, and then send in more expensive people from other states, spending the money (and more) that we would have spent anyway. And let's make them people who are trained for defending our country.

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We agree. However, you cannot cure mental illness overnight. You can, right now, tomorrow, limit the opportunities for mentally unhealthy people from getting weapons through bans and purchase controls. And those people who responsibly own guns can own guns. Lots of em.

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WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE. THE SUN AINT GONNA SHINE ANYMORE. THE MOON AINT GONNA RISE IN THE SKY. AND THE WIND WHISPERS MARY. AND DEAD BIRDS, DONT FORGET DEAD BIRDS.

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SO NOW I GOTTA GET A REAL POSSE TOGETHER. THAT DUDE WYATT EARP? STILL ALIVE, GONNA GET HIM. BUFFALO BILL TOO, AND CUSTER, A REAL HERO, HES COMEING.

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And the grift goes on. ⁦Dave Nadig⁩ we could start here…. Many U.S. lawmakers decry stock trading on principle, only to back off when faced with the practical impacts wsj.com/politics/polic…