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“Blitz” = “Mrs. Miniver” + “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York”

Me: Whatcha thinking about? Husband (in all seriousness): Emperor Claudius. IT’S GAY MEN TOO NOW.

This week in Talk of the Town: Jamie Lloyd, the inked-up director of "Sunset Boulevard" on Broadway, gets a new tattoo. Can you guess why he chose the number "10086"? newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…

Only a few tickets left to see my conversation with Julianne Moore at the New Yorker Festival on Oct. 25! The magazine asked me to make this video choosing my top 3 of her performances, which was EXTREMELY hard.

An A+ profile by tad friend of the rare-books dealer Glenn Horowitz. There are too many good lines to quote, and the end is like something out of "The Producers." newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…

"Yet, when he is aroused, Sir Walter Raleigh gives way to Nathan Detroit, often in midsentence. Writing to a colleague who had crossed him, he graciously blamed the slight on 'the vicissitudes of corporate life,' then smoothly code-switched to 'suddenly you shit gold nuggets?'”

Roses are red, Violets pop less,

Heyo! A few more tickets were just released for my New Yorker Festival event with Audra McDonald TOMORROW (10/25) at 8:30 p.m. Last chance! festival.newyorker.com/event-details/…

Never thought I'd have to say it, but I'm proud to work for a publication that still has enough integrity to publish a presidential endorsement. The New Yorker newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…

Actors are not “brave,” Julianne Moore told Michael Schulman tonight at #NewYorkerFest. “We’re having a good time.”

My gumshoe journalism at work! #newyorkerfest

“I felt like my life was comfortable in a way that made me feel very suspicious.” My conversation with Jesse Eisenberg, Prince of Neurotic Self-Interrogation, about how to be good, his love of Poland, and his probing, funny new film, “A Real Pain.” newyorker.com/culture/the-ne…

“When I’m writing something, I assume that no one’s ever going to see it, because my track record is such that most things I’ve written have never been seen or published.” An interview with Jesse Eisenberg. nyer.cm/0JsHoGh

Steve McQueen's "Blitz" is fine, but Steve McQueen's installation at Dia:Chelsea is divine. diaart.org/exhibition/exh…

Thanks kateyrich for having me on!

Shapes That Are Overexposed Right Now: 🔵 Blue Circles 🔴 Red Circles

Well, that settles it. She's got my vote! thedailybeast.com/kamala-harris-…

New Year's update: I'm having fun over at michaelschulman.bsky.social and not planning to post here again anytime soon.