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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

"We're arresting pedophiles and criminals" yeah not the right ones.

at least we know their social media manager is a millennial

lol his name is Cash App

“Immigrants are bad”, says one of the okay ones

don't tread on me... please tread on them.

These poor innocent self driving cars designed to keep billionaires from paying employees did not deserve this

I like how marching is often our main form of protest. “If you don’t give us what we want… we’re gonna walk all over this place. You won’t be able to handle these step counts. Our fitbits will ring out with justice!”

Generational trauma? Alright nepobaby

Someone put Kokomo as the song on their Brian Wilson ig post

If they played Pet Sounds straight through on a loud speaker to the ICE agents they’d probably realize this isn’t worth it and go home. No one’s gonna do it but it would work. RIP Brian Wilson.

It’s weird that you can have a blue check to verify it’s you while using a photo of not you

That’s somewhat Raven

Marjorie Taylor Green is gonna leave politics and become Martha Stewart and we’re all gonna love her.

I will never forgive Elon Musk for ruining this app just so no one would see my tweets anymore

been thinking about this moment in Pan's Labyrinth a lot the last few months... no reason why.

there's so much terrible shit happening because of trump that i dont even know which he's referring to

Ted Cruz walking into that Tucker Carlson interview

texting my boys: he woulda been fine if he played it cool texting my gf: imagine if we got exposed…as coldplay fans 🤪 texting my enemy: he reminds me of u bc one day the whole world will know who u really are bozo texting my landlord: leg exploded; need 2 weeks 4 rent

they were caught enjoying coldplay