Yes I'm also annoyed they cancelled the Chelsea Flower Show boys but this behaviour isn't getting us anywhere.

Live comedy isn't included in the £1.57bn Gov arts lifeline so will more than likely shrivel and die Some of the worlds best comics wouldn't be here if it weren't for the UK comedy circuit eg Michael Stranney to name but a few So pls sign savelivecomedy.co.uk #SaveLiveComedy

I heard vending machines kill more people every year than sharks. So to be safe, anytime I see a vending machine now I always play dead.

Flip sake who edited the music on this video?? We can't hear what her answer was!! It's so frustrating, at least put subtitles on or something Jesus Christ.

Because I treat stone pillars with respect

Listened to #wap there. Not sure I understand it. Are they singing about drowning cats? I mean I'm not a cat lover but still that feels a bit much. PETA You wanna weigh in on this?

Oh my God finally managed to find somewhere in London that can photocopy my vegetables

For future reference Jon, when you're doing a self-tape try not to look directly at the camera. Pick a spot for your eye-line and stick to it. Hope that helps. Good luck with the audition 👍

Ep2 of a stupid podcast I wrote over Lockdown is out today. This ep features the v funny Ciarán Dowd Seán Burke, and Philippa Carson, Get it down your ear holes for God's sake open.spotify.com/episode/3Gjb8t…

Ep3 of Hidden Ireland features a v talented bunch any GAA team would be proud to field; Joanne McNally Seán Burke Ciarán Dowd 00119011 Andrew Maxwell Lloyd Hutchinson James Gault KathyKieraClarke Michael Yare JonJo O'Neill Have a listen with your ears! shorturl.at/hFLO7

This week on Hidden Ireland we cover all the hot environmental topics of the day inc ppl fly tipping coffins & pest control companies using shotguns for ant infestations. It's v informative and v hot. Featuring the super funny Jessica Regan Gary Liburn, Lloyd Hutchinson & more!

Ep5 of Hidden Ireland is out today covering the spikey barbed clusterf**k of a topic that is religion featuring the amazingly talented Eleanor Tiernan Kathy Kiera Clarke, Lloyd Hutchinson, Seán Burke Jessica Regan It's one of my favourites OUTTT NAWWW tinyurl.com/y9ur36dx

I wonder if afterwards he'll try claim there were actually more people there than the media reported

Macklemore's new music vid just dropped

Amidst the world burning I completely forgot to mention the final episode of Hidden Ireland is out. It’s all about food and features 2 genuinely brilliant performances from Ciarán Dowd and Andrew Maxwell Have a listen. It’s delicious & only 5 calories! open.spotify.com/episode/39cMnW…

Woah!! This is unreal. Can't tell you how nice it is to get this nod. Huge thanks to @nickgordoncoupe & all the brilliantly funny folk below who helped make it + a bunch of others who aren't on Twitter (if someone could print this tweet out + post it to them) Well done every1!🙌

watch this and get vaccinated you twats x

99% of people in an online pole that I read just there said that 11.30pm is the perfect time to listen to weird comedy which coincidentally is when this airs tonight on BBC Radio 4. But if you’re part of that 1% (gross) you can listen tomorrow on BBC Sounds bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

The word presenter here doing a lot of heaving lifting. Also now available for kids parties apparently

Surely the first sign of the apocalypse... Myself and Micks sitcom 'Parish Matters' starts tonight at 11pm BBC Radio 4 Thanks to Keith Martin for producing + Julia McKenzie for commissioning And the great actors Peter McGann Ciara Knight Michael Stranney Mary Flanigan Hannah Mamalis