Just clocked if we sign Emiliano Martinez he’ll be suspended for the first few games of next season, because of the red card he got against us…

So if we get £25m from Juventus for Sancho on top of the £5m from Chelsea, we’ve somehow got £30m for our worst ever signing. Probably our best sale in about a decade…

I’ve tweeted this so many times but I still can’t believe we’re getting Mbeumo. It’s a genuine dream signing.

We’re lucky most players grew up watching Rooney and Ronaldo. Give it ten years and we’ll be trying to sign kids who grew up watching Alex Telles…

Market Street is the worst place in the world. It’s the physical embodiment of a migraine

Sat front row at a comedy club, about to get fully cooked

Labour MP Rachael Maskell appears close to tears as she 'pleads' with the government to abandon planned welfare cuts 'These Dickensian cuts belong to a different era and a different party', she said

Diogo Jota so recently had the happiest day of his life and now he’s gone. Life is shockingly short and unfair, RIP🙏

Their parents have lost two children and Diogo Jota’s kids have lost their father and their uncle. Just so tragic and bleak beyond words.

Mikel Arteta should be ashamed of how he handled this Partey situation. Saying after ‘all he’s been through’, about Partey shows he never cared about the seriousness of the allegations.

Arsenal kept Partey because he was a financial asset to them, they’ll pick money and football over morals again and keep Arteta.

Yeah let’s spend £70m on another striker that’s young and unproven in the Premier League. That worked out so well last time…

No one is being sold or bought currently, wtf are the club actually doing?

So Man City can break 115 rules, and continue as normal. Yet Palace get kicked out of the Europa League? This sport is becoming so grim…

Only 5 players have won the PFA Player of the Year twice: -Mo Salah -Kevin De Bruyne -Cristiano Ronaldo -Thierry Henry -Nemanja Vidic. Criminally underrated and disrespected.

Turned on the Club World Cup for the first time, within 5 minutes I’ve seen Robbie Williams and Donald Trump. TV off.

I’m hearing from a top secret source that Man United might be interested in signing Bryan Mbuemo👀

I get the sentiment behind making Garnacho and Rashford train alone, but all it does is lower their value. A few years ago Ole said Sanchez was very important, he was gone the next week. We’re just so bad at selling players…

Liverpool will win their 21st title next season, and it’ll summarise the Glazer era that we’ve allowed that to happen. They’ve destroyed every aspect of the club, it’s so so bleak.