Spotify year in review playlists are out and once again I have second hand embarrassment for my past self.

I wish i could mark texts as unread like i do with my emails. I’d never miss a message again

Brett Malamphy & Griffin Moroney were named to the USILA Team of the Week after their big performances this past weekend. #gogulls #itsagreatdaytobeagull

Definitive proof: Wawa > Sheetz

Today was like if “we didn’t start the fire” was a day.

Quarantine Update: My roommate now has a favorite tree.

Me every time I walk into the kitchen

Yeah sorry but $1200 isn’t gonna cut it when white tiger cubs run between $2000-$4000

Richmond kids be like “I know a spot” and then take you to District 5

🚨NEWS 🚨 Republican State Leadership Committee just smashed its Q2 fundraising record, raising a total $10.5 million. While Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee has their feet up on their desks in an easy environment with socialist billionaires stroking them blank checks, our team is winning the day, kicking ass, and taking names.

Jealous of anyone who gets to work with David Abrams and Abbi Sigler! #dreamteam

This is shameful and un-American. We are better than this.

In related news, Dry January is extremely over.

Talk about a woman in charge! Abbi Sigler is the best! No one works harder, and we are so proud of you! businessinsider.com/top-women-fema…

i love edgar allen poe because he really started the time-honored tradition of moving back to richmond the second anything goes wrong in your life

Fall in Richmond, VA 🍁 2023

sometimes i hear about a wealthy person who doesn't have an email address and that inspires a level of envy unmatched by the sight of any luxury good