How much are Liverpool paying you mate? Jabbering on and on about it and still, fuck all.

Story on BBC Sport again today. No bid as far as anyone is aware. Might as well do a tale about how Haaland would fit into the Everton lineup. Piss poor.

Listening to Diamond Lights on repeat

The right back wanted to experience a new league with a bigger team after 20 years with the club and fulfilling his contract. Yet your lot made his life hell.

💪 Kieran Trippier clearly looking forward to the derbies this year 🖤🤍 #NUFC

26 years ago, I bought a sausage roll from Greggs for just TWENTY FIVE PENCE.

I would've died from laughter on this ride

New found respect for Mings

Eczema outbreak, left in South Korea, and shirt number 13. Give the lad a break.

WE ARE SO BACK

This kid’s as thick as mince like. Dear me. #tippingpoint

Never in my life have I seen a journalist turn up at a Premier League game to talk about a player who doesn’t even play for either of the clubs involved. Absolute circus behaviour.

By getting beat at home. Again. Desperate this kid.

He’s fucking right there, mind. Where’s the 3 years you signed up for, Alex? Keep him hanging on for a year and don’t let him near the place. Tosspot.

Pros and cons of Isak. - He’s capable of blowing your mind with incredible displays of skill - he’s quick as fuck - he’s an excellent finisher of tricky chances - he’s shit in the air - he can’t hold the ball up - he misses more chances than he scores. - he’s a cunt #nufc #isak

#skysportsfc if we get Woltemade + one more striker on top of Ramsey, Elanga, Thiaw and Ramsdale, I’d say 8.5 is a bit low. If and when Isak leaves then we still have a better squad than last season.

‘And I will now collect my HEAVY fee’

I’m not sure that Jean is quite of this planet #TheChase