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The cruel irony is that Crochet was clearly blocking the base (not called), which is illegal precisely BECAUSE we don’t want runners trucking defenders. PCA didn’t and hurt himself in the process.

Safe Travels, Dearest Boy! 🤍🟢 Pippin was not observed at Montrose or in Waukegan on Monday and we suspect he has started his migration journey to his secret wintering grounds. 1/3

It was a tough season for our dear lad, bouncing between two beaches with already paired females. Furthering his troubles, Pippin has had a wad of human hair wrapped around his right foot in recent days. Unsuccessful attempts were made to net him to remove the hair. 2/3

Pippin was observed feeding, preening, and clearly flying despite the encumbrance. 3/3 fin

My sweet baby boy is missing. He hopped the fence at my dad’s around 101st/Antioch in Overland Park last night around 5 pm. He is microchipped and I’ve reported him missing in PetKey. Please let me know if you see him or know anything. I’m so devastated I can’t even function.

Always fun when you get the last one down at City Hall….

It was a near run thing, the nearest-run thing you ever saw in your life…but huzzah because a re-supply convoy of Old Style Beer has arrived here at the Surly Confines in the nick of time!

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When your friend falls in the basket at a #Cubs game. You write him a parody song.

Son Ranto Show: Basket Man x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

In Wrigleyville this weekend there were kids holding a lemonade stand to raise $ so one of them could get their hair done like PCA (bleached with blue stars). #Cubs PCA heard about it and showed up to meet the kids & give them enough $ to get the hairdo 🥹

Rich Hill made his debut at Wrigley Field on a June 5, 2005 and I am at his first start of 2025 at Wrigley Field more than 20 years later 🥹😭

Big Lil Homie: LOCATED AND SECURED

What Kelly Price do?

So like Tommy Mottola allegedly tried with Mariah and JLo….

Never not gonna be an asshole in a Tesla smh

Thanks Magic….

I ain’t naming names but ordering egg foo young when it’s a RealFeel of 110 degrees outside is a fucking decision lmao