S doesn’t belong after Caribbean or oxtail.

But big and serious though, these lot actually play waaaay too much football. Think there’s gonna be a lot of injuries for the teams that went deep into the CWC this upcoming season.

Adidas actually went mad with the kits this year

Frimmy has the best job in the world man I’m so jealous

If I have to wash my car one more time this week I’m gonna lose it

Also, Apple ima need to stop saying my AirPods can “no longer be detected near you” meanwhile the fucking things are in my pocket. One day I will actually lose them and think the Find My app is messing about again

Me 🤝🏿 raiding the Liquid IV stands at any festival I go to

THIS is what Football Manager is all about… 😂👏

I always say that last minute on a washing machine cycle last about 10mins, I just watched my washing machine timer jump from 1min to 9mins in real time lol

Rebel has never ever let me down

Dunno who told me to swap from Chairmans Reserve to Puncheon as my drink of choice midway through. Everything after the switch I just about remember 😂

Half time interviews? Huuh

I act like I’m ok but really I miss the breakfast at the Royalton

Me 🤝🏿 getting on to my girl about all the products she leaves at mine. Also me 🤝🏿 using every single one of her skincare products when she’s not here.

Football twitter makes this sport so annoying

If I ever come into power first thing ima do is abolish that stupid playmas app (which ain’t even an app)

Said Grove ain’t seeing me this year yet I found myself somehow working there today while they started barricading for the weekend. Is that a sign or nah? 😂

This club is so committed to being stupid that God almighty from up above had to intervene

Forgot to take the chicken out the freezer earlier today and I have nobody to cuss but myself kmt. Let me put a baby in this woman’s womb so that I can blame the kids

Shit den