Finally back running after my ankles being fucked for a year! Hello Running Punks

“Pretty sure you meant Marl” Says my phone. Passive aggressively remembering a typo from 4 years ago.

You know when Elon Musk eventually tanks twitter he’ll claim he did it on purpose to “own the libs”.

I’ve put a lot of thought into what my breakdancing name would be. And it would be Mark Cram. Thank you.

Every adult who can not grasp that they shouldn’t play music/sounds out loud on their phone on a train should be culled.

Spectacular comedy night Priory Louth Official with robyn perkins Mark Cram (Blue Tick) Steffan Alun @stephanie_laing My little doggy Dolly came along for the ride and has had endless cuddles with everyone #comedy #dogs

In aid of Lasting Memories Cancer Trust Bedford Swan Hotel 1st Nov 2024 Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) Lindsey Santoro Mark Cram (Blue Tick) Paul Revill lmcancertrust.co.uk/product/comedy…

JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER COMEDY AT Angel Comedy The Bill Murray on the 27th October! FEATURING: Mary O’Connell @StandUpAndrew robyn perkins Mark Cram (Blue Tick) Su Lulu Popplewell Matt Smith TICKETS HERE: link.dice.fm/dgn4SjoaFNb?sh…

FOUR ACE SHOWS THIS WEEK Camden Comedy Club WED 730pm Unwrapped inc Tadiwa Mahlunge Ollie Horn WED 930pm Nathan Cassidy FRI 615pm 'Nathan Cassidy & Friend' Imran Yusuf FRI 8pm The Rat Pack inc Alexander Bennett - Full special now on YouTube! Kathryn Mather Mark Cram (Blue Tick) TICKETS ⬇️ camdencomedyclub.com

JOIN US FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER COMEDY AT Angel Comedy The Bill Murray THIS SUNDAY 27th October! FEATURING: Mary O’Connell @StandUpAndrew robyn perkins Mark Cram (Blue Tick) Su Lulu Popplewell Matt Smith TICKETS HERE: link.dice.fm/TXJO9DCHVNb?sh…

THIS SUNDAY 27th October! QUEER COMEDY AT Angel Comedy The Bill Murray FEATURING: Mary O’Connell @StandUpAndrew robyn perkins Mark Cram (Blue Tick) Su Lulu Popplewell Matt Smith TICKET LINK IN REPLY

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Do they employ different London bus drivers at night or is there just a time of day where they transform into cunts?

TONIGHT 8PM LGBTQ+ COMEDY AT Angel Comedy The Bill Murray FEATURING: Mary O’Connell @StandUpAndrew robyn perkins Mark Cram (Blue Tick) Su Lulu Popplewell Matt Smith TICKET LINK IN REPLY

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Watching the Unbreakable Triple Threat from 2005 and I think it’s just worth mentioning Jeremy Borash has one of the biggest shirt collars I’ve ever seen.

Final chance to get tickets for Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) Lindsey Santoro Mark Cram (Blue Tick) & Paul Revill at Swan Hotel, Bedford. 1st November in aid of Lasting Memories Cancer Trust Tix lmcancertrust.co.uk/events/comedy-…

I’m done engaging bigots. From now on I will be exclusively using the phrase “fuck off”.

freelancer noun UK /ˈfriː.lɑːns:er/ US /ˈfriː.læns:er individual who has less money in their bank account than they are owed by people for whom they’ve already performed work

Don’t miss out and get tickets now for our amazing New Year celebration. Amazing comedy and an after 🎉. Join Maureen Younger ❤️❤️❤️ Defend the NHS Jason Patterson Mark Cram (Blue Tick) and Ali Woods (tickets from Backyard website) 🥂🎉🍷