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Me 😂👋🏻 I’m the one with yogurt in her hair

Latinas, we’re not screaming. We are talking 🗣 It’s not our fault people have sensitive ears

I still have hope 🥮 this looks like the croqueta cake from @breadmanmiami

Lo que esta pa’ ti nadie te lo quita... unless it’s the Supreme Court trying to tell you what to do with your body #RoeVsWade #SCOTUS #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #Abortion

Due to increase in gas prices, couples are in fact not “through” and forced to chill because they can’t pay your bills, can’t pay your telephone bills, or pay your automo’ bills

Rumor has it that Destiny’s Child will reunite to release a new version of Bills, Bills, Bills due to the rising US inflation

He’s a 10, but he doesn’t make espumita

If I text you “👩🏻‍⚖️” it means you lost the argument ¡Caso cerrado!

I’m nice after my morning cafecito

The Caribbean is on Tropical Depression 7 and I’m on 1029384756

You know you’re getting old when Pitbull doesn’t thrust his hips like he used to

I’m going through an identity crisis at 33. Which is the year of Jesus. Yea, it’s the year he died. Is this symbolic for my old self?

Is it okay to take Tylenol with Cafe con Leche?

I have a feeling I’m gonna be the vieja at Leon Medical center saying “You know, this place has everything. We used to make so much fun of it when we were younger. But we didn’t know.”

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When you get stuck in the mosquitero #MetGala

The salt on my cracker #MetGala

The naked statue in the living room that you can’t touch #MetGala

The sofa eyeing you from across the living room knowing you can’t sit on it #MetGala

The new Brillo pad watching you throw away the old one #MetGala