Went to the doctor and told him everytime I cough I hear words like Rook, Knight, Pawn, Bishop and Queen. He said I've got a chess infection.

'This level of spending on communications officers is completely tone deaf from Scottish ministers' heraldscotland.com/news/25427456.…

Defenders of the spend say that effective communications is itself a frontline service heraldscotland.com/news/25427628.…

EXC Anger over loss of 35,000 landlords in Scotland's homelessness crisis heraldscotland.com/news/25427798.…

Scotland’s housing emergency: Why can’t ministers fix it? heraldscotland.com/news/25162672.…

My aunt got an eyelash extension. Now her house looks really daft.

So I found a rare video store and asked if I could take out The Elephant Man. He said it was too busy eating plants.

'We are in the last chance saloon in Scotland with a housing and homeless disaster happening before our eyes' heraldscotland.com/news/25427798.…

On  May 15, 2024, the Scottish Government officially declared a national housing emergency, acknowledging severe challenges in housing availability. heraldscotland.com/news/25162672.…

EXC 'Damning': ScotGov under fire for 'cover-up' over Grangemouth refinery rescue effort' heraldscotland.com/news/25432781.…

EXC 'Alarming': Study shows ScotGov must triple affordable housebuilding in emergency heraldscotland.com/news/25432543.…

How Sir Jim Ratcliffe's oil refinery in Scotland became a manufacturing icon heraldscotland.com/news/23940880.…

'It simply gives credence to a view that they did nothing' heraldscotland.com/news/25432781.…

I bought a really nice ten-year-old Scotch. His parents were not happy

ScotGov pledges £4.9bn for affordable homes in the housing emergency heraldscotland.com/news/25435567.…

I've failed my ventriloquism exam. Can't say I'm shocked.

'It is alarming evidence of a government that has been all talk and no action and has allowed the housing emergency to spiral completely out of control'. heraldscotland.com/news/25432543.…

Ministers have blocked moves to show what it had done to protect it from closure heraldscotland.com/news/23940880.…

'Everybody working on this understands that the provision of affordable homes is the way to tackle this.' heraldscotland.com/news/25435567.…

EXC 'Not enough': ScotGov housing emergency plan is nearly £2bn short heraldscotland.com/news/25436280.…