🔷 — 𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨! 𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙃𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧! — 🔷

I, a lawyer with 15 years of experience, can tweet about Cardi B.’s lawsuit and get 300k likes, but if I, that same person, tries to warn the public that THE SUPREME COURT IS COMPROMISED, it doesn’t get pushed by the algorithm. SCOTUS HAS FALLEN!!!!!

"You Know You Are in Trouble When Spider-Man Stops Talking" A short fan-comic by me!

My mama is cancer free 🥹🥹

I wonder if this was purposeful or not

LMAO

And you're still sweeter ~

"I do like breaks..." Is what his mouth said, but he didn't know how to take one. He knew that she knew that, though. "Hang on... I don't think cleaning counts as a break, but I'll help out!" He chuckled, stealing her lips in another kiss.

I propose a taste test to prove it.

Yes, ma'am~ Ahhhhhh

"Nooo, cause then I'll feel bad watching you do all the work." He huffed, a playful pout on his features. "Besides, I know exactly where everything is in that mess."

Juggling bowling balls while drinking a glass of water.

I knew you'd love it! It truly is one of my favorite albums of all time

[#NOAHSARK - Chapter of ‍ 〞 、‍ 𝑲͟𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑷𝑰𝑵 .] Pervasively hollow had been the abruptness of it all. Yet, there stood the self-proclaimed peacemaker at the heart of a vast field. Though her feelings regarding her advancement were in a spiral, >

Okay, this is cute.

There's irony there somewhere.

Fuck-

In my last moments, I've learned the value of friendship. Take my suit. Be friendly.

L.M.F.A.O I'M CRYING

That's so violent, though.