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Someone needs to explain to me why the gym is always so crowded at 10 am. Like I know why I’m not at work right now, but why are Y’ALL not at work???

How about if someone invents a body that *doesn’t* keep the score? That’d be great. 🫤

Everyone on social media today.

There’s a woman on my street yelling “DIVAAAAA! DIIIIIVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!” And I’m sure it’s a dog, but also, should I respond?

Fettuccini per i miei bambini

It’s neat how my mother has her own medical podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments. It’s called my voicemail and it happens every morning at 9am.

Can we stop saying the new pope is from Chicago? He’s from Naperville. I promise, they’re NOT the same. - sincerely, all people from Chicago

Toxicity only becomes relevant if you give it your energy. You defeat toxic peeps by starving them of your attention.

I can only promise you one thing… One day they'll pretend they believed in you the whole time.

“The world is violent and mercurial--it will have its way with you. We are saved only by love--love for each other and the love that we pour into the art we feel compelled to share: being a parent; being a writer; being a painter; being a friend. We live in a perpetually burning

A lovely Mother’s Day with my two towering Viking children with nonsensical hair. I love that they’ll still pretend they don’t mind hanging out with me and don’t have better things to do.

Last day in Colorado Springs The Broadmoor for Future Proof Retreat. Snuck away for a workout and hike on a lovely cool day. Many thanks to Matt Middleton and the whole team and all the amazing friends who came to connect.

A privilege we don’t talk about enough is being surrounded by friends and people who truly love you. If you have that, you’re already richer than most.

Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. - Carl Jung

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My 14-yo just adequately explained habeus corpus to me upon being asked. Without looking it up. Let that sink in for a minute. Not a genius, just a B student who’s generally interested in life and the world. We deserve at least that of those who govern us. 🤦‍♀️

The fact that grown-ass adults have been talking about the “big beautiful bill” with a straight face just turns my stomach. I guess the bond market feels the same way. 😏

Remember when all hand sanitizer smelled like tequila for like a year? Well I must’ve randomly got an old bottle and have just been mentally transported to those magical lockdown days of wiping down groceries, zoom happy hours and miserable home workouts. Scent memory is a bitch.

I was offered a reminder of this today. Take nothing personally. Let your sense of sonder remind you that everyone is so submerged in their own inner worlds of hurts, desires, loves, and fears that any pain they cause you is probably unintentional…and they likely didn’t even

Nighttime me: Why don’t we set the alarm for 4:00am so we can meditate, journal, run, lift and do yoga before work? Morning me: Who the hell is "we"?