
Matt Cartoons
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✏️ I draw cartoons for the @Telegraph
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/matt-tw 06-06-2018 08:47:50
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'Reform won here. They've already imposed tariffs on other countries and given Manchester to Putin...' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'We recently targeted your company in a cyber attack. How did we do? Please take a moment to rate your experience' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'We've added a talent contest to the papal conclave' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'This deal means the UK can export to India some of our most successful products - like chicken tikka masala' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'It's better for the environment than our old stove, but nobody will know when we choose the next Pope' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'After the guilty verdict in the Sycamore Gap case, we now have a victim impact statement' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'Did you hear about Keir Starmer's US trade deal? Why aren't you dancing in the fountains?' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'We employ only British workers. The residents look after themselves while our staff work from home' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'Water Co. | We're not just here for the sewage dumps. We also do hosepipe bans.' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'Do you want fries with that?' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'I've booked you a cell on May 16th at 1pm, but we need it back by 3pm' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com



"Can you BELIEVE I got an 'F' for my homework on grit?" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'Let's not get him a pet passport. His Instagram posts are already insufferable' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'We took back control, but they took back all the mackerel, sole and haddock' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'Chelsea Flower Show, Dog Garden' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'I can't keep up. A few weeks ago a female pensioner could have a penis, but not a winter fuel payment...' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com


'The previous inmate marked the passing of time. As you can see, he was here for nearly an hour' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
