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Having an absolute ball at the wedding of these two absolutely wonderful human beings. A day full of love. 😍

Absolutely wonderful to be back at TCA this week, and a dream to start the weekend with these three absolute clowns at Pizza Express. Hope everyone has had a lovely first week back in school (concrete aside). ❤️

Got a new iPhone in OCTOBER and somehow managed to block my own access to Twitter until MARCH. Anyway, I'm back. Have I missed much? Happy Halloween, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all. Here's to 2024 (which is almost 25% complete at this stage).

Happy Easter holidays, school staff across the country. Leaning into the next fortnight with a drink and a tired smile. Be nice, work hard. ❤️

Couldn’t sleep, so came down for an early morning cuppa and some peace and quiet in the fresh air. Beautiful. Happy Saturday, gang. ☀️

Just about recovered from yesterday’s shock of an adult human-sized rabbit breaking into the house, evading the alarm system and dropping branded chocolate eggs all over the gaff. A truly terrifying morning.

Back to #errantapostrophewednesday after a LONG time with this coastal caffeinated cracker from Bridlington.

HUGE WIN! What a moment at the end of one of the worst games of football - professional or amateur - I’ve ever seen. #htafc ⚪️🔵

This is just an absolutely outstanding achievement. Grit, determination and sheer perseverance. Congrats, Russ Cook - WHAT A MAN. 🏃🏻 🔥

The solar eclipse has led to an interesting raft of quick-fire questions from young Theo as he drifts asleep... ‘Dad, is the sun bigger than Earth? What’s an eclipse? Can you book me a perm for this weekend? Please can I get a Five Guys on Saturday?’ #Eclipse2024

A top man I’ve known ever since primary school is, tragically, missing on Mount Everest, after summiting on Tuesday morning. If you’re able to donate to help bring Dan home, anything would be greatly appreciated. gofund.me/b3d87c7a

It’s May half term. I’m in Wales. I just heard my first Christmas song of 2024. Deck those halls, ladies and gentlemen! 🎅🏼

Had a beautiful half term in sunny Wales (though it didn’t start out sunny which is why we’re in JEANS on the BEACH). Excited to get back to TCA for the final half term of the year. I swear the years fly by quicker the older I get… #BeNiceWorkHard

Wow. What a man. 💔

My frustration at England’s performance led me to eating a quick Fondant Fancy as I glumly switched the telly off. I’d forgotten, in the moment I rattled it down, that I’d applied Deep Heat to my ankle with the same hand half an hour ago. A great night all round. Vile. #EURo2024

58 years of hurt. Twelve hours of pacing round the kitchen. Come on then, England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024

Ladies and gentlemen, we go again… I’m so, so proud of all we do, and I can’t wait for you to see it. #BeNiceWorkHard

These lads - Skinny Living - are superb. Their singles - No Messiah and My Blood - are in the top ten at the moment. You can download them at tinyurl.com/y42sz6fz. Let me soothe your ears for a minute…