Kelly Slater. Great no longer.

It’s so nice that agencies are trying to save the world’s issues just before Cannes ♥️

Finally, the truth about SOY! But, I somehow doubt the credibility of this article, given that they're using a Laguiole knife to cut tofu in the hero image. It's just not needed!

I'm pretty sure that the sausage roll from Bakery Four in Den should be illegal. Makes me feel like I'm getting buck in a sex dungeon.

BEEF is BRUTAL.

Chicago artists that pop off and move to LA are henceforth deemed to be from Naperville

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Not saying being a copywriter is infantilizing but you do spend an inordinate amount of time reading your little stories aloud to grown-ups in desperate hope of winning their love

S/O to the dude in front of me at RSD. He was really stoked to share all of his newest most profound learnings about 'Blackgaze.' To the guy next to him... "My dude, you've probably never heard of it, but it's like black metal crossed with shoegaze!" Then he bought Tswift.

Fun fact: the verb "to wordsmith" originated in England sometime in the Middle Ages and was inspired by one Geoffrey Wordsmythe, a village idiot who could neither read nor write

As a copywriter myself, I can't wait for future us to make fun of current us for naming & classifying products. I mean, you can't just say, "these are some comfortable shorts" anymore. No way.

DMV serving that stale cig smoke like 💨

I hate being unable to listen to the news while taking my kid to school. It's just too scary for young ears.

It's espresso tonic season and my soul is revived.

Compared to the book, which is fine and entertaining, it's kinda very amazing how bad the Shining Girls show is. BOOO.

Are you the person who packs your mechanical keyboard up at the end of a long day at the office, and places it carefully into its protective sleeve before gently slotting it into your bag or backpack? Yes, tell me, is it a backpack? Also, can I be yours?

Me: JarJarBinks is the worst character ever created. Fight me. No one: