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Max Knoblauch

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Through the power of CRISPR genome editing I - god willing - will be able to turn myself into this guy by the end of the decade

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Great speaking with Laurel Kilgour of American Economic Liberties Project about how movements to let LLCs vote in local elections keep popping up across the country. sherwood.news/power/airbnb-s…

Great speaking with Laurel Kilgour of <a href="/econliberties/">American Economic Liberties Project</a> about how movements to let LLCs vote in local elections keep popping up across the country. 
sherwood.news/power/airbnb-s…
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Great read from Max Knoblauch on today's IT outage. I appreciate having my comments included: "The system is designed for an absolutely perfect day...So it's waiting to fall apart. Today is just one in a long line of examples where we saw that happen."

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The VP can’t be something cool like an ex astronaut. It’s gotta be a normal guy who collects ties with local birds on ’em and has only ever signed bills protecting the American right to pay cash at tolls. Polling has proven this

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Of the 2 kinds of Midwest guys I know this means he either has a robust stamp collection and all the state quarters or he counts cards

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“The big thing is, they killed advertising. These companies’ customers for 100 years have been advertisers. And then they go, ‘Let’s blow up the entire model and just have five HBOs.’” sherwood.news/business/holly…

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Because of decades of entertainment consolidation + Hollywood destroying its business model to build, as Adam Conover puts it, “five HBOs,” all the buyers are now doing TV Moneyball but changing their minds every few days. My latest for Sherwood News sherwood.news/business/holly…

Because of decades of entertainment consolidation + Hollywood destroying its business model to build, as <a href="/adamconover/">Adam Conover</a> puts it, “five HBOs,” all the buyers are now doing TV Moneyball but changing their minds every few days.

My latest for <a href="/sherwood_news/">Sherwood News</a>
sherwood.news/business/holly…
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Careful with stuff like this. One of my college buddies got all his blood sucked out and replaced with Kona Big Wave as a fantasy football punishment and he exploded