Shout-out to everyone who said we had no pash 3 years ago for refusing to play Fast Plastic. Eat a dick

Just a heads up for all the teams at United Wiffle®Ball, if you win the games on your schedule, you don't get eliminated.

Who's next?

SUNDAY FUN DAY. Enjoy the condensed game of the Epic 2021 United Wiffle®Ball Final 8 between NY Meats and C4 🔥🔥 United Wiffle®Ball 2021 | Final 8 | Meats vs C4 youtu.be/gWtDW_5Dd9M via YouTube

〽️🪓🦡 NY Meats

What the hell is an Alamo?

Giveaway! First person to name everyone who played on a Meats rosters wins an autographed game used sock, a broken nerf and smelling salts.

We've decided to give all prizes to Ukraine since no one won.

Meats? Dead?

Agree

Random Meats stat of the day In the United Wiffle®Ball era, Tyler Flakne is undefeated going 8-0.

2023 the NY Meats will have a new color scheme/logo. It is v hot. That is all

MEATS

Did you know Tyler Flakne has never given up a hit on national television?

Meats vs Ridley Park Wiffle Ball Longballs 1-0 W W - Bush

Meats vs Wiffaholics 5-0 W W - Caleb Jonkman HR - Jum

Meats vs Usual Suspects 1-0 W W - Jonkman (2)

Sweet 16 Meats vs New School Risers 1-0 W W - Caleb Jonkman - 3

Results from 10am games Meats over Mariners 6-2 NWL over Papa Jacks 8-6

NWL 2-0 over the Mariners in extras freak off Meats 6-1 Papa Hacks NWL vs Meats 5 inning final coming up live soon