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I am super proud that my kids are so very committed to practicing their instruments but I also may die from it.

You’re welcome, folks. We (The Liberals ™️) turned the hurricane dial down. Now, play nice or we will turn it up again.

Influencers who refused to evacuate for views are literally taking away rescue effort resources from people who did not have the financial ability to evacuate.

Told my middle schooler when he and his younger siblings are grown I’m going to get a job with Uber because I will miss driving endless loops around our town to drop people off. You can imagine the eye roll.

Trying to find your bald, white, middle-aged husband, who is wearing a Pitt shirt, on the Northside today is like a game of Where’s Waldo.

Standing at the confluence of our three rivers while the Gateway Clipper cruised by and the Pitt marching band drum line chanted, “Century Three Chevrolet, Lebanon Church Road Pittsburgh!” to the beat is about the closest thing I’ve had to a Yinzer religious experience.

“Donald Trump is an unserious man.” is my favorite Harris quote because I know it pissed him off so bad.

I go down the rabbit hole for Forbes Vetted so you don’t have to: The 5 Best Parental Control Apps To Keep Kids Safe Online: forbes.com/sites/forbes-p…

My 6yo dressed up to go TO a haunted house.

A fire department near my Pittsburgh home recently bore a sign offering condolences for the senseless death of Corey Comperatore at a Trump rally this summer, about 30 minutes away. It now is advertising a gun bash where you can “win a gun per day.” Make it make sense.

Oh boy it triggers so many men on here when we say “you don’t have to tell your husband who you voted for” and that says everything. That’s literally why we are shouting this message from the rooftops.

Driving my 11yo daughter and her four besties to a trampoline park last night while they belted Chappell Roan with all the emotion in their entire bodies was such peak adolescence; major me-with-Mariah-Carey vibes.

I think the most exhausting thing about having a lot of kids is when you say something to one of them, and the others don’t quite hear, and they say “WHAT? What!!!! wHaT?!?” And then you have to make sure everyone heard you say some inconsequential thing.

Hi friends! I realize this is not an airport, but I will be departing nonetheless. My handle is the same everywhere so I hope to see you somewhere else! It's been fun but it's done.