Melissa Balmain (#SatanTalksToHisTherapist Sept23) (@melissabalmain) 's Twitter Profile
Melissa Balmain (#SatanTalksToHisTherapist Sept23)

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@LightPoetryMag editor, recovering mime. Words: @BystanderTweets @mcsweeneys @SlackjawHumor @NewYorker @PointsinCase @littleoldlady__ @RattleMag @WeeklyHumorist

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1/2 Exciting news for you & all the stuff you like to carry! Our first-ever VOTE TOTE is here. It's roomy, it's sturdy, it's hilarious-yet-nonpartisan, & best of all, it's the only tote around with an election-themed haiku by Paul Lander on it.

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Exciting news for you &amp; all the stuff you like to carry! Our first-ever VOTE TOTE is here.  It's roomy, it's sturdy, it's hilarious-yet-nonpartisan, &amp; best of all, it's the only tote around with an election-themed haiku by <a href="/paul_lander/">Paul Lander</a>  on it.
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Let's hear it for optimism! #humor #housing #poetry #realestate #climatechange #erosion #MassachusettsRealEstate #Massachusetts #housingmarket

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Our latest haiku (haiku-ku?) from Paul Lander. (Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek) SWIFTIES AGAINST NOT-SO-SWIFTIE by Paul Lander Trump versus Taylor Or, Tay Tay versus Cra Cra: Truth that’s not social. #TaylorSwift #Swifties #haiku #comedy #humor

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Yay! I have a cheeky Tom Cruise poem published in LightPoetryMagazine’s Poems of the Week this week! It’s based on some DEFINITELY FACTUAL celebrity news in this week’s Heat magazine and may or may not contain puns, a popsicle and his little bum bum. 😊 lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the-w…

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“Maybe she is too busy crafting her exquisite poems to be bothered with relentless self-promotion and pushing the Sisyphean dung ball of social media uphill.” Come for this sentence. Stay for the rest.

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A shout-out, as always, to my fabulous fellow volunteers in the Light Brigade: Kevin Durkin Coleman Glenn, Allison Joseph, @JulieKanePoet, Barbara Loots, Gail White, Timory Malone, Taylor Briggs. This issue would not be happening without you!

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Who says social media leads to loneliness? Today I got to meet writer/potter/baker extraordinaire ⁦Melissa Ostrom⁩ in person & pick up the 8 beautiful mugs she made me to order!

Who says social media leads to loneliness? Today I got to meet writer/potter/baker extraordinaire ⁦<a href="/melostrom/">Melissa Ostrom</a>⁩ in person &amp; pick up the 8 beautiful mugs she made me to order!
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AFTER THE CARNIVAL: POEMS BY ALFRED NICOL (Alfred Nicol) IS HERE. All art, especially poetry, can bring order to chaos and thus reveal even as it pierces. Alfred Nicol’s poetry is just this sort of work. In today's release, After the Carnival, Nicol is unafraid to confront the

AFTER THE CARNIVAL: POEMS BY ALFRED NICOL (<a href="/alfred_nicol/">Alfred Nicol</a>) IS HERE. 

All art, especially poetry, can bring order to chaos and thus reveal even as it pierces. Alfred Nicol’s poetry is just this sort of work. In today's release, After the Carnival, Nicol is unafraid to confront the