I know likes are private but just want to say on main that I AM liking every tweet about the cheaters at coldplay.

Andy Byron: I’m just gonna have a nice night out with my sidepiece Coldplay:

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Returning to my regularly scheduled demure demeanor 😆… I made a blackberry cobbler from berries I picked AND I made the crust from scratch. Pretty sure this makes me like a pioneer woman now or something. I should try out for one of those survivalist shows lol…

While I’m over sharing… 😆 also, dogs are fine thanks to my leg & lesson learned Lucy’s got some fierce food aggression.

Everyone feeds their rooster pie off a spoon, right? 😆

“I’m sorry I was late to work, I spent 20 minutes in my pajamas and muck boots trying to chase a turkey out of my yard this morning so my dogs wouldn’t eat her.” Ummm…who the hell am I?! 😆

Here's the next (and last) portrait of Kim taken by german photographer Iris Erdinger.

Bingeing #RHOBH which I haven’t watched in years but can we talk about how much I love & am obsessed with Jennifer Tilly now & that I was able to binge these episodes with Tiffany beside her 🤣😂?! She is the BEST!! Please keep bringing her back! Andy Cohen Bravo

Factoring in the time change… it’s one of my favorite people’s birthday!!! HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kanada2000 🥳 so excited for more fun adventures with you!! 🎂🎁🎊🎈🎉 have a FABULOUS day!! ❤️🎂🎊🥳

I’d just like to thank social media for not spoiling the finale of #DestinationX for me. Jeffrey Dean Morgan such a damn good show!! Hope they’ll be another one!

BOONE TOMMY KIM AND 🤪 NEWCASTLE Monopoly Events SEE YOU ALL SOON😜

Ozzy’s story about snorkeling in Fiji 🤣

Excuse officer, I’d like to report a crime. This particular amazing #4 combo meal has not been offered on this side of the pond recently & I’m pretty sure that’s like a misdemeanor or something..

Check out the Hamilton Comic Con 2025 PANEL SCHEDULE today!🚨 Don’t miss out on Q&As featuring fan-favourite reunions, legendary wrestlers and screen icons! Head to hamiltoncomiccon.com to start planning your day! 👀

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The best video I’ve seen all DAY!

Today was stupid, so I ate my weight in pasta and it didn’t help which is even stupidier.

Oh no I dropped my last fuck I cared about. Approach me cautiously now because all my fucks are gone 😆