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In 2012 I had a vfx artist create a realistic Iranian missile flying over Jerusalem. Then a note from the kotel (representing prayer) flies out of the wall - neutralizing the weapon. I never thought I'd see it actually happen in my lifetime. We're really fighting a spiritual

The attack on Iran should've been on October 8th. But Israel runs on Jewish time.

There's no reason this idea shouldn't be implemented right away in Israeli passports!

Is this beer water or ginger ale?

Everyone is waiting to hear Trump pronounce: Ayatollah Ruhollah Mostafavi Musavi Khomeini

I agree with Trump. Israel and Iran have no idea what they're doing. We all have no idea what we're doing. Only Hashem knows.

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say that Mamdani is being funded by Cuomo. No voter I met today went to vote for Cuomo. But they all voted for Cuomo. Even that one friend that's not a landlord.

Communism is sexy. Unless you learned history. Fortunately for Zohran, NY has horrible public schools.

Trump dropped a 30,000-pound F-bomb on Israel and Iran. Penetrating some massive egos. Damage is still being assessed. Developing...

Seems to happen at least once a week

I really need to work on my Shabbos elevator pitch. I'm all out of material by the 13th floor.

Should I run for mayor?

Back in my day, ADHD kids just figured out ways to keep busy in the Yeshiva hallways. That's where I learned the most.

Any insignificant singer that rhymes with Bob Dylan should be ignored. I'm with team Dylan (his son-in-law):

Leave it up to Chabad to always ride the trends 😍🎇

There's a lot going on today for Jewish influencers

Is it just me or does Bibi look more Ashkenaz than usual today?

FBI: There is no Craig's List.