I’m not an unemployed person who eats mainly pancakes and can’t dress herself. I’m a dedicated future Pippi Longstocking actor who is very, very method in her preparations.

Just short of 30, and found my first significant moustache hair. Today, I felt like a woman. #aging

Thank you, Mette Kousholt, @bjornhalldors, Nick Vafiadis, Roger Avary, Dagur Jóhannsson, Davíð Páll, Baltasar Breki, Coldon & Brandy Martin, @rthompson2124, Frank Peralez III, Penninn Eymundsson, Eggert Smari Sigurds, Todd Michael Schultz (@ToddMikeEllis) and, for his life’s work, Bret Easton Ellis

CW: sexual assault, descriptions of abortions

Check out The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast Book Club—Livestream #3: American Psycho We are live from #Iceland on February 23 at 6 PM PST with special guests Mette Kousholt, @bjornhalldors, Hallgrímur Helgason, and Irvine Welsh! Read the book, chat, and watch fb.me/e/1WfxZOs90

Always get a craving for eggs around my period, as if my body’s operating on a ‘one out one in’ system.

Huge thanks to our stunning virtual audience tonight for @NewsjackBBC ! Delighted we got to hear @GeorgeFouracres sing twice, @JasonAForbes makes a great headspace app and one day we’ll let Nimisha Odedra sit on a chair.

My sketch ‘Virtual Commute’ made it into @NewsjackBBC with Kiri Pr'chard-McLean!!!! Listen tonight on BBC Radio 4

Thanks Jay McInerny, Anthony Jeselnik , Raymond Cummings, Coldon Martin, bobby nelson 🎞, Mette Kousholt and especially York Underwood for the incredible program. Watch it in perpetuity on Bret's Youtube Page: youtube.com/watch?v=zTvvNj…

Sit down at home, to enjoy some comedy, on tonight's online Open Mic, at 7.30PM. Enjoy sets from @H_A_Blackwell Julie Grady Thomas VJ Barker @lornlornlors LJ 🤠 @farah_sharp Mette Kousholt @SaraPalomarr_ @_goblinjess MC'd by Jo Fletcher-Cross funnywomen.com/eventinfo/open…

RAVENCLAW KANYE by Mette Kousholt Saw it yesterday, loved it, you should go too! Mette is fun and witty, I had a great time + it's part of the PBH's Free Fringe 😌

At Edinburgh Fringe!