“Woke mind virus” is the “Jewish/ black/ gay parasites” of the 2020s.

“He assured me they’re great bombs. The best. Enjoy”

Sovrenty!

OK JD Vance. Greenland will hold a referendum on becoming an American state. This is the referendum question: “Do you want 3 weeks less holiday annually, 0 universal healthcare, rapidly rising inequality, and all domestic decisions made by two megalomaniac billionaires?”

Why is the British Prime minster fixing doors?

“The courts are wrong because I’m a fucking gimp.”

Trump Americans are so fake. There’s more plastic in this photo than in the entire Denmark Strait.

The right wing: “Why are the forcing us to watch black people on tv all the time” Netflix: “Okay, here’s a show about white people with people in it” The right wing: “Why are they forcing us to watch white people in a show about white people”

“Stop reporting my buddies to the police. You hate white people”. #rotherham

American: land of peace, love and freedom. And more school shootings than the rest of the world combined.

We need to put tariffs on North Korean exports.

Land of the free

FrEeduMb oF SpeAcH - President Trump, Fanta Fuhrer

In the UK you get arrested for hate speech and inciting the murder of refugees. The Americans say “how dare you”. In the USA, those same Americans report you for watching the sunset and rejoice when you’re arrested.

Reform UK have announced they intend to ban all regional flags. They will not allow coats of arms, the white rose of Yorkshire, and many other iconic English flags to be flown. ReformUK are trying to erase provincial English identities.

Does he spray his face on with a ruler?

This is hilarious

Why does the right wing always fracture in this hilariously public way