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Trump was once known on TV as a guy who fired people for small mistakes! Boy, has times changed! #SignalPete #WarPlans #MikeWaltz

With Trump threatening Greenland, I wonder if there are any other Republicans paging through Project 2025 like "What chapter is this on?" #Trump #President #Greenland yahoo.com/news/trump-say…

My new special “Overcritical” is out today!!!!You can stream it on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google Play, Dish, Microsoft, and more! Kudos to everyone who supports my work. I am as lucky as it gets to do this. Much love! #comedy #comedian #comedydynamics

Republicans are really good at making Democrats look really good! #TrumpTariffs

Only one drink! I am such a lightweight!!! Check out my new comedy special Michael Harrison : Overcritical on Amazon or Apple TV #alcohol #drinking #booze

In Prison, P.Diddy is housed in a unit that accommodates 20 male inmates. Sounds like enough for a freak off! #pdiddyparty #LoveStory #relationships

I remember when I wanted to visit El Salvador. Being an immigrant in America has really soured that! #Travel #tourist #news

Easter lands on 4/20! Makes sense. Jesus has long brown hair, beard and sandals. He looks like a stoner! #Easter #holiday #religion

I think the Easter Bunny was celebrating 420 because all of the chocolate eggs he left me are half eaten. #Easter #smokingweed #holiday

Remember earlier this year when Canada was so angry with USA over tariffs that we passionately beat them at hockey. China is about to do that with robotics #patriotism #competition #usa

Elon Musk is leaving DOGE. Finally an effective government cut! #doge #usa #elon

Damn! The more China owns Trump, the more my stock goes up! #Trump #USA #stockmarket

Breaking news! 3 time NFL Super Bowl winner George Santos is found guilty of fraud! #Santos #crime #guilty

Trump is looking to slash spending on education but not on the military. He wants to keep America armed with dumber Americans. #RecipeforSuccess #budget #education #usa

Umbrella pope!

Because of the church, this is the one Mothers Day weekend where a lot of people will be talking about a father #pope #father #mother

You know you had a good set in a retirement home when the residents learn the internet to email you a compliment! #comedy #shows #retirement

Give or take 5 goals, that game could have went either way! #TorontoMapleLeafs #nhl #playoffs

I released a 52 minute standup special last month on Amazon. This month, a comic told me they dropped a 7 minute comedy special on YouTube. That means last month I released 8 back to back specials!!!!! #comedy #professional #beast

Diddy tried to get a girl to help him kill Kid Cudi. This is getting weirder than Tiger King! #diddy #trial #assistant