We hotties, we fitties, one year of shows I show ma tiddies. I will rapping at Karaoke. Spitting bars so hard it’ll undo bras

The World Cup is about be Fyre Festival on a global scale 😍 #WorldcupQatar2022

There is so much padding in that Harry and Meghan documentary you could use it for loft insulation.

#TheLastOfUs has no business doing this to people

#votesamcomedy

But my Apple ID log in is my face. Why won’t you take my face. My face always works as my password. I refuse to believe I made a password. I’m pretty sure it’s always been my face.

A few more hours till the mayhem begins... #manchester #comedyroast eventbrite.com/e/roast-at-the…

It’s back and better than ever 😍 tinyurl.com/4dycp9c5

I don't know if I have ADHD but the test is too long for me to find out.

Oh no. Boys found the stash.

Isabelle Oakeshott this morning

I think United lost 7-0 so Salah would take his shirt off. They’re not losers, they’re feminists. Give 👏the👏people👏what👏they👏want👏

Having a bald scare. There is a single hair way out at the front of my hairline. Is he new? Or have all his friends crept back? Do I take viagra to stop this? What’s the process?!

It's happening. Again. We have booths now. Have a booth. tinyurl.com/38km7r5b

This new material gig looks wild.

Some days I think Manchester is an incredible city to live in. On other days people fly tip goat legs behind your house.

Imagine a cocktail bar where you can mix prescription drugs with the drinks. Do you want a salted rim or a codeine rim? I’ll have the codeine rim thnx babe

Lovely content. I am rising. Come to the next show and see for yourself 🫠 eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedy-for-h…

Can someone get Adobe Media Encoder a strong coffee.

Culprit has been identified as a Ronnie F Pickering #BREAKING #UK #ENGLAND #LONDON