Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie 🏳️‍⚧️ (@midwesthedgie) 's Twitter Profile
Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie 🏳️‍⚧️

@midwesthedgie

Veteran | M.D. fmr @usuhealthsci;

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linkhttp://www.aristidescapital.com calendar_today08-04-2009 16:03:31

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no position here, but always a pure tell for scumbaggery when management is going around telling dudes how great things are going and then the actual numbers are not that great. sort of thing that often does not matter in this market environment but will absolutely matter soon

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ummm, when the penalty for government insider trading is "please, keep this giant pile of cash," idk if "stupid" is the correct descriptor. i would use words like "corrupt," "evil," or "our institutions are broken," but the people doing this know exactly what they are doing.

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At what point are you guys going to notice that every single dude making hyperbolic statements about their AI or their quantum computer or their wireless charger or their whatever like this are massive grifters? every last one of them.

Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie 🏳️‍⚧️ (@midwesthedgie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

parents have forgotten how to raise children, America has created a massive class of undereducated, low autonomy, low-skill, low-wage workers, oligarchs have taken the government, and cynicism/nihilism/cheap dopamine are the things most readily accessible to fill the void

Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie 🏳️‍⚧️ (@midwesthedgie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

when i was presenting as a man i never used to tell my friends that i loved them, and that was kind of dumb. whether you or cis or trans, you should let them know.

Abby Martin (@abbymartin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just to be clear: Palestinians who refuse to “voluntarily” enter this concentration camp will be MURDERED. That’s the plan. Stated openly. And people still insist with a straight face that this isn’t genocide.

queen beetle (@thequeenbeetle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Man, I wish I could be in Oakland "Tesla Inc. failed to persuade an administrative judge to dismiss claims by a California regulator that the company overstated its vehicles’ self-driving capabilities" $TSLA $TSLAQ The CA DMV vs Tesla is set to begin July 21, 2025:

Man, I wish I could be in Oakland

"Tesla Inc. failed to persuade an administrative judge to dismiss claims by a California regulator that the company overstated its vehicles’ self-driving capabilities"

$TSLA
$TSLAQ

The CA DMV vs Tesla is set to begin July 21, 2025:
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"I thought he was a corrupt, lying, thieving, hateful bastard who went through life hurting people, like the Bible says to do, and he was mostly boning only me, but it turns out that he was not mostly boning only me, so I need a divorce for Biblical reasons"? Gay affair???

Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie 🏳️‍⚧️ (@midwesthedgie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

so are we just going to ignore that ole Trumpy is trying to come up with some flimsy pretense to try to fire Jerome Powell "for cause"? is this bullish because lower rates sooner or bearish because transition to banana republic sooner?

so are we just going to ignore that ole Trumpy is trying to come up with some flimsy pretense to try to fire Jerome Powell "for cause"?

is this bullish because lower rates sooner or bearish because transition to banana republic sooner?