Love her work usually but this isn’t it.

This is hilarious

This game is so trash

#ScammerFuckery

Does Steve Ballmer have assassins? Asking for a friend

Just elope and save everyone some trouble.

Gotta assume the Alabama campus gonna have a ton of these black joints

Official shoe of ICP fans

This is what they fill porta potties with

This is really bad for the Jets

I take full responsibility for assuming Arch Manning was going to be great and apologize to any Jets fan who was on board with me in tanking for him.

Chill, Billy. Save some pussy for the rest of us.

Makeup artist deserves an academy award. Trying to wrap my brain around how they achieved this.

If I lived in Canada I would just schedule ultrasounds every month for various parts of my body and a ct scan once a year and just cancel if I don’t need it. This way I don’t have to wait 2 years if something happens to me. Work smart not hard.

The + and - being a different color make this easier than it seems. These kids are basically tallying tens and 1s on their fingers. Learn the method, practice it. I’d like to see them do it with 3 digits. I wouldn’t be able to keep up personally

Stanley like 2 years late

Zoey comes home in 3 weeks.

Like 60 mil of that going to child support

Must be Italian

Lightning cables gonna be free soon