Twitter now just feeling like doing side quests after beating the main boss

OK just to be clear: if I say "we must crack down on serial killers" and you say "why are you launching this thinly veiled personal attack on me" I'm gonna have questions

If you're not watching Nickelodeon's coverage of the impeachment what are you even doing?

Now THIS is a 9 year anniversary lineup!! 😍 Don't miss Joel Kim Booster Sydnee Washington Reeezy & @barvonblaq be ANIMATED LIVE on YouTube by artists from BoJack Horseman, Big Mouth, SNL, Midnight Gospel & more! SATURDAY 4/17 Get tix now at eventbrite.com/e/picture-this…

Looking forward to ━►Mike L. Mayfield @STUFFFEDanimals Bryan Brinkman Dan & Kati Prescott doing Sydnee Washington & Reeezy's jokes more animated justice than I did THIS SATURDAY 4/17 6p PT / 9p ET! Get tickets now! Only $10! eventbrite.com/e/picture-this…

I MEAN WHERE ELSE U GONNA SEE THESE AMAZING COMICS ANIMATED LIVE BY THE BEST ANIMATORS IN THE BIZ?? This is a ONE NIGHT ONLY lineup to celebrate our 9 year anniversary so don't miss out on the live YT stream THIS SATURDAY 4/17 6p Pt! Only $10 🎟: eventbrite.com/e/picture-this…

Thanks New York Times Arts for recognizing our big 9 to 5 anniversary! Join us to celebrate tomorrow SATURDAY 4/17 6p PT / 9p ET! Tickets at PictureThisShow.com see you there!

TONIGHT 4/17 Joel Kim Booster @barvonblaq Reeezy Sydnee Washington will be ANIMATED LIVE by @STUFFFEDanimals ━►Mike L. Mayfield Bryan Brinkman Kati Prescott Dan to celebrate our 9 YEAR ANNIVERSARY on YouTube! $10 RSVP for the private link at PictureThisShow.com

Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film

#tbt to (some of) the comics & artists from around the country that we shared the screen with in 2020 💻 Looking forward to bringing more ppl together from around the GLOBE with RushTix 🌎 Next show is Wed 6/23 7:30p PT / 10:30p ET, only $10! 🎟: rushtix.com/events/picture…

Happy Space Jam Think Piece Eve to all who celebrate!!

🎶When I get older, losing my hair On this beach right now (Doo doo doo da-doo)🎶

Holy shit! Netflix just bought the rights to my life! Anybody have a password I can borrow?

And ━►Mike L. Mayfield serving as Supervising Director! deadline.com/2021/07/chicag…

wait until they hear what the virus has in mind

As someone born & raised in Odessa for roughly 1/3 of my life, who spent the other 2/3 in America, I know that most people don’t know much about Ukraine - which I get, I have many blind spots, so I thought I’d tweet some little basic things in case it helps make it real 🧵

Must be nice to have control over who’s inside you

One night only iconic pairing: The "Flaming Hot" comedy of Megan Beth Koester will be animated live by the "Dew"meister himself ━►Mike L. Mayfield! THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY #LA 6/26 7p eventbrite.com/e/picture-this…