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Thanks to the nonstop ramblings of Craig Simpson, spending the Leafs/Senators game hitting the mute button like Nicole Kidman hits the love button in Baby Girl.

The Montreal fans booing Logan Thompson and chanting his name as he’s unable to get up and skate away from the net on his own is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen and heard. Just remember…Karma’s a cunt, Habs.

If you haven't already voted, please remember that Mark Carney Jagmeet Singh and Elizabeth May all did the hip flip with Nardwuar Pierre Poilievre did not. You know what to do Canada, and you've got this.

If only there was a play-by-play guy to let us know who has the puck…we wouldn’t need name bars covering up the puck, the goal crease, the players….Luckily it’s not so monumentally distracting that you end up watching the name bars instead of the play. ESPN NHL #NHLPlayoffs

In case you have an hour or so to kill.....a long-form dissection of two approaches to arts funding......... Vancouver Mural Festival founder wonders if there’s a better way when it comes to the city's arts funding straight.com/arts/vancouver… via Georgia Straight

Christ Jesus please bring back John Shorthouse and Tomlinson. Or the great John Garrett. Or even an AI generated version of Tom Larscheid because anything is better than….Craig Simpson. #NHLPlayoffs

Being a Washington Capitals fan (and I am) is basically the exact same as being a Vancouver Canucks fan (which I am). It's the same team, only different. Which is to say exactly the same: always thinking up new and fun ways to disappoint.

Holy shit someone PLEASE tell Craig Simpson to stop giggling whenever he fucking speaks!!!!!!!!!

The greatest day of the year, not named Christmas!!!! Enjoy Canada!!!!

Shut up Craig Simpson For real - shut up forever I MISS YOU Jack Michaels and Louie DeBrusk 😭

If you've ever been inconvenienced, you might find this helpful..... How I fought an airline for compensation and won (aka Canada's Air Passenger Protection actually works) straight.com/city-culture/h… via Georgia Straight

Mike Usinger

Go Cats!!!

If the non-stop monotone ramblings of Craig Simpson are already ruining the #StanleyCup finals for you (and it's only game one) you might enjoy this Honestly dude, stop talking like you're getting paid by the word. Especially when the play is going on. youtu.be/fUvRyudos3Q?si…

Can someone explain why the puck over the glasses is still a fucking penalty?

Hey people of East Van. Anyone know why the entire neighbourhood sounded like something from David Lynch’s Eraserhead from 3:30 AM until 6 AM this morning? It seemed like it was coming from Port of Vancouver and it was insane… youtu.be/qv2pU0h2cWg?si…

Thanks for the inspiration JABO Vancouver … How a once-terrorized Vancouver Canucks fan learned to love the brilliance of Brad Marchand straight.com/city-culture/h… via Georgia Straight

Scene from the last Oilers game #LetsGoOilers

Hey Hockey Night in Canada: Punjabi are you in any way (ie. online) calling the game tonight. ie. is there a place I can stream it.......

At a time when Canadians are refusing to travel to the United States, I braved the border straight.com/living/at-a-ti… via Georgia Straight