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Hey Metro Forward nobody cares what series of metro car they are riding. That information is completely useless to ALL commuters. Stop including it in your announcements at EVERY stop!!

Hey Chevrolet if you’re actually offering “15% off MSRP to all” shouldn’t your cars be free? After all you are the manufacturer suggesting a retail price. #circularreference

2015 Nats in one face

Hey, Washington Nationals when you have a $2 popcorn promotion please notify everyone that it's only at certain stands #baitandswitch

I like your #Natitude but they still need to #FireMattWilliams #snarkysweet x.com/dipsydooddle/s…

Is my head really this big or is Marie 's that small?!?

Gave #BestTimeEver another try because I was hoping it'd be good,instead #worstshowsever Apparently Neil Patrick Harris cant do everything

Hey WashingtonDC News the metro being closed is not "breaking news", looks like I have to change to FOX 5 DC

What's better, lister without prejudice or faith? It's tough but I have to say listen. Cowboys and angels decides it. George Michael

Sweet nothing by Calvin Harris is one of the cheesiest videos ever produced. #snarkysweet

This is all coaching,embarrassing,@CoachTurgeon might be able to recruit but once he has the players he sure can't coach them ! #snarkysweet

Today I consider myself a #minimetrohero I gave up my seat to a senior citizen and took the only seat left from a #bagdoubleseater jerk

Couldn't delete it fast enough

That's why #60minutes has become irrelevant. #snarkysweet

Washington Capitals got our Alex Ovechkin bobblehead points counter today! Can't wait to record 1000!

Dan Haren pitched well at Coors Field, period!

Even though they were popular/respected. I'm starting to think Jackson 5 was under appreciated. They're phenomenal! The Jackson 5 💕

#balducci's "food lover's market" my ass! You don't even carry fresh pasta! #snarkysweet

Robert smith is a genius! I will stick by that claim to this day.